Joke:
My life. (Really bored lol)
Shower Thought (ST):
Choosing to have a child you can't take care of is even more irresponsible than buying a car you can't afford. However, you will be congratulated on the child but told you are stupid to buy the car.
Sh*tty Life Pro Tip (SLPT):
You can't fail a test if you don't take it. (Unless your teacher hates you or you're grown up)