In general, the essence of the card was as follows - it was divided into several separate cells. Above there was my name ... And next to them belong, class and general characteristics. Vince explained that the card is tied to an adventurer and enchanted so that it will show the result of my development. It is in this development that the experience and strength of spirit consisted! Interesting ... But still, I was counting on some valiant knight or something, and got a rogue! This is not fair. Yes, after what I went through, I can give the hero of the first rank! And here ... A crook. In general, Shmyg helped me forget about my pussy-whirling blow with my foot on the knee. I sat up and tried to grab it, but the idiot contrived and laid me on the shoulder blade.
- Here you are! - I sighed angrily.
- What do you think got the card and everything, now you can show off? - the dwarf questioned, exposing his gold teeth: - Well, don't rock the boat! You have not even learned a single martial art! But who do you think you are?
- Man, fucking who wants to go home!
- Stop talking about a fictional house! This is your home! Humble yourself ... Do not the Guild's beauty seduce you? And what is our font! And the restaurant? Lord, yes there you can eat half a kilogram of pork at a time to eat! Where else do you find such conditions? UNGRATEFUL!
- Yeah ... - from the words about pork in the stomach purpled foul.
- If I had my way, I would starve you to death! Not long ... Just a couple of days! What would be the arrogance, so to speak, shoot down! But ... A charter is a charter. Come after me, newcomer!
- Actually, I'm already experienced!
- Experienced? Are you then Vince told you?
- Something like that...
- Fool! She lied to you to support you before the fight. Experienced, he then imagined himself after the first raid! Do not be ridiculous my boots! In general, listen to me, soldier, and you will come to success! I believe something in you is!
- Yeah ... - I replied angrily.
- Come on! Hurry something, and then blow on the ground! Before the second raid you should learn something. Got it?
- Where is the landfill?
- Your darling won ... Ask her. - the dwarf pushed me in the direction of Vince, as if plunged into another dimension and drank noodles for both cheeks. Seeing me, she immediately stopped ... She portrayed herself as such a whole straightforward glamorous lady, gently began to draw on one macaroni ...
- You can not pretend, Hanibal Lecturer! I still saw everything! - I snorted and went to the distribution. A cook, a positive, overweight woman, deftly wielding a spatula on a large protvine. Hmmm ... And the choice is really there! I came closer ... And what a scent!
- ABOUT! Are you new? the woman asked.
- Like that ... Can I have something?
- Today, there are cutlets from Palumnikus, Schwert fried, chops from Muartan and fresh boiled potatoes ... So ... Alas, but the sampar has already ended!
- Sorry ... Himself ... What?
- Well ... Sampar! Yes, over there! Wins ... You said something to her now?
- Ah ... Makaroshka ... Okay! Then give me ... those meatballs! And potatoes. - at least something familiar.
- No problem! - the cook put a full plate on me. I headed for the free table. Fortunately, there were not so many people now. But the real question posed - how many people in the Guild? The hall was already in the region of two dozen. And then, these were ordinary adventurers ... At least it seemed to me. People, orcs, goblins and strange creatures with the heads of wolves. I wonder what it is? I was distracted from my thoughts by Vince, who sat down at my table:
- What are you thinking about? - charmingly smiling, she asked.
- I forgot to tell you here.
- Snapper!
- Cannibal!
- Okay ... You just will not forgive me, right?
- Will not forgive. Not even for nothing.
- Callous heart sign of deep emotional trauma! I can heal them for you ... - Vince erotically looked at me.
- Oh, no ... I will not buy more on this. - I answered dryly, and began to devour the dish. By the way, they cook here and the truth is not bad! Straight ... I would say - zashib! When I finished the meal, I looked at my card again. It is interesting that they have everything here ... I would even say - not usually!
- Shmyg ordered to go to the landfill, right? - Vince decided to break the silence.
- Well yes. If not difficult, tell me where he is.
- I will show!
- Oh ... Okay ... - I pushed the plate away and I really wanted to go, when suddenly something firmly pressed against my back. I turned around and saw the cook. She gazed at me like Satan himself!
"We have such an order ..." she said coldly: "I devoured — clean up after you!"
- Okay ... - I took a clay plate: - And where is it?
- Get in there! - the cook brightened. A strange folk here ... But nothing! Anyway, I will soon get to the truth and dump home!
Vince just smiled and led me through these endless corridors ... I wonder who designed them? And why were they so sharp in turns? Although ... What am I talking about? Well this is his mother, Guild! Surely the magicians have tried. In the meantime, Vince led me into another spacious room. There have already trained local adventurers. A huge green guy with a horn in his forehead was beating a straw figure. If such a fist arrives, then consider write lost! Even to the notary do not have time to look ...
- So, this is our training ground! Here adventurers learn new skills! - explained Vince.
- Hey! Newbie! Come here! - Shmyg exclaimed and waved his hand.
- Thank you. - I said dryly, and went to the Master.
- You are ... If anything ... Contact us! Vince shouted to me. Yeah ... If I get overweight, then I will definitely appeal!
- Well, soldier! Are you ready to learn the basics of true martial art? - questioned Shmyg.
- Well, tyk ... And then! - I replied.
- Good! Look over there. - Shmyg pointed to the ceiling. I looked at the top and got such a delicious kick in the balls that I thought ... My kidneys are about to fall off!
- What are you, fucked ?! I asked, dropping to my knees.
- Rule number one! Never look around during a fight! Look only in the eyes of the enemy!
- Fuck ... And you are a great teacher ...