Penguin with a System

I don't know how I became an egg, but I just eat and float and eat what I float in. I don't have any memories of being anything other than an egg.

The system called me saying "Hello, host, I am the Bird System and I am here to help you be a bird. Host choose a name."

Eggsy ignored"I am hungry."

System "Excuse me host?"

Eggsy still ignored"This food is good."

System queried "Host?"

Eggsy continually ignores"I like floating.

System exclaimed"Host!"

Eggsy slightly ignores "I think I heard a voice, oh well back to eating."

System exploded"HOST!!!"

Eggsy stops pretending " What? I was messing with you. What do you want?

System " Host choose a name and get the reward."

Eggsy " Well, looking a my written name, i must be Eggsy."

System "What do you mean host?"

"The names right before we start talking" said Eggsy

System " I don't see it, so what is your name host?"

James Eggsy read aloud "James Eggsy read aloud."

System "OK James Eggsy due to completing the first quest you will spin on the race wheel."

Egg "Hey, why don't i get a choice? and didn't you see the writing?"

Sys " No and you just don't. Spinning...Spinning... Spinning."

Egg looks to the top left " I wonder what it will be."

Sys " Congratulation Eggsy you are a penguin."

Egg "I never saw that coming."

Sys " Now Eggsy.."

E "Wait i think the writer is getting lazy."

S " wht u mean?"

E "He isn't even writing my full name."

S "I ave no idea whatchU tlkin bout."

Egg " See look at how you are talking."

Sys " I have no idea what you are talking about ; )"

Egg " Hey what's with the :)?"

Sys" Eggsy you are just going crazy. ;)"

Eggsy" Fine I'm going crazy. So what were you going to say?"

System "Now eggsy choose your difficulty level."

Eggsy "Difficulty level?"

System" Yes the difficulty level for your life. The levels are Default,easy,normal,hard,hell, and suicide modes."

Eggsy "So what does the difficulty do and what is default mode and suicide ?"

System" The difficulty is how far you want to reach and the help the system will give you in getting there? Default mode means you wish to be a regular penguin and suicide, well, just click it.I'll give you a redo just this once."

Eggsy " OK I choose suicide mode."

System " OK cracking egg now"

Eggsy"Wait what!"

Then a egg with a system inside it was crushed by a passing beast.

THE END

Just kidding ;)