On the waistband of Bill Cosby's pants was Tupac's gun. Seraphina was still admiring it as they walked, at one point she even lost control and reached out to grab it.
SMAK!!
"Owie~" Seraphina rubbed her face and as she tried to recover from Bill Cosby's backhand.
"I respect women, but you aren't human so the slap was a pass."said Bill Cosby.
"Why won't you let me touch it" she said
"This is because your not supposed to touch it! That's why!" said Bill Cosby.
"Okayeee" Said Seraphina as she reached for the gun again.
SMAK!
"Didn't I just tell you can't touch that," said Bill Cosby.
"Well...Yeah"
"Then why did you try and touch after I told you not to touch it!" asked Bill Cosby.
"I don't know." replied Seraphina.
"BRAIN DAMAGE!!!!!!!!" yelled Bill Cosby at the top of his lungs.
"What's Brain Damage and why are you calling me that?" asked Seraphina while scratching her head.
"Never mind" said Bill Cosby while looking the other way angrily.
"Let's just get to town grumpy pants!" said Seraphina kawaiily while swaying her Buzangahs side to side.
Bill Cosby didn't get an erection because he wasn't looking and kept his hand in his gun. After a few hours of walking Bill Cosby asked, "Why did you come with if you only needed to tell me to follow the path?"
"You seemed like an interesting person so I followed you, I mean who can break my charm so easily." said Seraphina.
"I see," said Bill Cosby, "How much longer does it take to get to this place."
"In about 300000000000 nanoseconds." replied Seraphina instantly.
"How am I suppose to calculate that?" asked Bill Cosby.
"5 minutes, can't you see the town? It's right there!" said Seraphina while giggling to herself and pointing to the Walled in town. It had a big entrance with beautiful blue and green colors across the whole wall. He could somewhat see into the town and saw the glorious red and yellow buildings. They looked like some godly artist made a painting and it came to life.
"You right." said Bill, then he changed his focus to Morgan Freeman, 'Do you have a plan for what I should do when I get there?'
"That is for you to decide, I'm only here as a guide." Morgan Freeman's voice resonated through Bill's head again. Bill had become immune to the sound of his voice and was quite use to it.
'That is why I'm asking, you're my guide and I need guidance. Isn't it obvious?' said Bill Cosby.
"Fine, I'll guide you, you need to make money by any means possible and use that money to get stronger. For example you could use money to buy swords or you could get some enchanting stones and improve Tupac's gun." said Morgan Freeman.
"Ok ok, I will go and make some money," said Bill Cosby.
"Oh! your trying to make money," Said Seraphina with a greedy look in her eyes.
"Yea, do you know a way to make money" Said bill Cosby
"Mmmhm, I just stand on the street and wait for a man to come by. Then he asks how much and I say a number then he takes me to a hotel and I steal his life force," said Seraphina.
"I'm not surprised, but is that really how you make money?" asked Bill Cosby with a straight face.
"No dips**t I have other talents, other than s*x you think just because I have a hole between my legs that's all I can do!" said Seraphina in a slightly angry tone.
"Ok then, what can you do almighty woman?" said Bill Cosby with a bitter look.
"Oh that's easy I run a brothel and teach other woman how to get men." Said Seraphina with a mocking look in her face.
They were so focused in their conversation that they didn't realize they were already at the front gates of the town. The two guards that were standing in front had listened in to most of their conversation
"Uh..can…can we have some too?" asked one of the guards while loosening the grip on his spear.
"Some of what?" asked Seraphina while scratching her head.
"He was referring to the women," said the other guards.
"Sure as long as you pay me 2 gold coins," said Seraphina while smiling.
"What! That's too expensive the only girls who charge that much are the Immortal Phoenix Girls" said the guards.
"Pretty expensive, especially to have sex with a tree," mumbled Bill Cosby under his breath.
"What was that you idiot! Do you know how many men have slept with me!" shouted Seraphina angrily.
"I don't wanna," said the three men in unison.
The guards then looked at Bill Cosby and said, "Aren't you a little too young to be hangin around women like this?"
"Uh..she's my mom and was just taking me back to town after we visited her dad."
"A very hot mom," said one of the guards while blushing through their helmet. His arm slipped into his armor and he began to masturbate.
Bill ignored the lewd actions and asked, "How much is the tax to enter this town?"
"Shouldn't you know this? You have the memories of travel to this town" said Morgan freeman thinking about the plot hole the author almost made
'No, the memories from outside of the clan are very blurry. It seems Negg was young and didn't remember these times.' said Bill Cosby while struggling to remember.
"Fine, I'll just imprint it into your mind" Said Morgan
1 copper coin can buy half a bread.
100 Copper Coins = 1 Silver Coin
100 Silver Coins = 1 Gold Coin
100 Gold Coins = 1 White Gold Coin
100 White Gold Coins= 1 Divine Coin
"Some coins can be used as weapons, The Divine Coins can be used as a weapon when you use qi on them. Tupac's gun is made of smelted Divine Coin metal p, but you are currently not strong enough to access its full capabilities."
"I have a question Morgan, has inflation or something like that ever affected the coin systems?" asked Bill Cosby.
"No you idiot, this is a Fantasy and Martial World inflation doesn't exist unless..." Said Morgan freeman
"On second thought I don't want to know Morgan...I really don't want to know." said Bill Cosby.
...
"Entrahhnce!... Fee is 10 copper coins, exit is free," said the guard who had just pulled his arm out of his armor.
"Gross...lets go Seraphina," said Bill Cosby hypocritically, "At least when I do it…Nevermind."
"Ok, but I don't want to leave the 'energy behind'." Seraphina said in a disappointed voice.
"I swear, Sometimes I think your a succubus " said Bill Cosby using Negg's memories.
"Half," said Seraphina.
Bill put Seraphina's last comment in the back of his mind, then Seraphina and Bill Cosby entered the village. Bill was still wondering why Seraphina had followed, but payed more attention to his gun. He didn't want her attempting to take it anymore.
The guard was too embarrassed about moaning in front of the two so he let them in the town for free.
"Seraphina what's the fastest way to get money? For real this time." asked Bill.
"Go kill monsters and give them to the Monster Hall." explained Seraphina.
"The whole thing!?" Said Bill Cosby.
"Yea, they use all the materials that the monsters give and give you money based on that, another thing Is if you kill enough you get a rank and they let you see some documentation with more details about monsters."
(((Bill Cosby then pulled out his gun and shot Seraphina to see if it was true. He brought her dead body to the monster hall and offered it to them(after r**ping the corpse of course). He received 1000000 Divine Coins. Yup, gud plot development.
Truly the best thing the author could have done in this novel))*just joke*
Bill felt the temptation to shoot her in the face and sell her. After thinking for awhile he decided she was more useful alive. After deciding against it he asked, "Where are the monsters?"
"They are located in a nearby desert, It's called the Growless Sands and contains weak monsters," answered Seraphina.
"I guess that's a good place to start," said Bill Cosby, "but I think we should prepare ourselves, with weapons and people, don't ya think?"
Seraphina nodded her head and motioned Bill Cosby to follow her to a building. The words Escort Association were written in the sign. They walked inside…
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