"Activate The Curse!" Abraham Lincoln looked in the direction of the two people who haven't spoken yet, one of them was female.
"You've done this to yourself Mr. Cosby, BLACK EXTRACT ATTACK!!!!" one of the women activated the curse and the black.
"Woah woah woah you gotta give me a second chance! I I wasn't judged fairly and I'm telling you it wasn't my fault, I'm just too darn good at making bbq sauce."
"HeeHee! I used to be black so I've had some good bbq sauce, and I've never had bbq that's been that good!" Michael Jackson started to remember the times when he was black, this was perfect evidence for the White council to judge him.
"Ha! Michael's right, I've never eaten food so good that I wanted to have sex with the person standing right next to me. The feeling was only natural when that happened, right Josepha Stalina." said Elvis while looking at the women who activated the curse.
Bill Cosby thought to himself that they were too white to taste good food like bbq sauce or fried chicken, but he didn't say anything because he wasn't in any position to. So he sat there with a https://www.thesaurus.com/browse/bitter look on his face.
"This is why I regretted freeing you blacks, you always turn out to be neggers," said Abraham Lincoln while straightening his top hat with a look of regret in his eyes.
"You speak so modern Mr. Lincoln, I thought you would talk like one of the old whites back in the 1800s." Bill Cosby had a plan and tried to play it smart.
" Well thank you Mr. Cosby, judging people over time has modernized me, but complementing doesn't change the fact that you've done something terrible to our baby makers."
"Yea, we ain't pleased with ya taintin' our little B*****s!" Joshua John Womenizer spoke harshly and looked at Bill with disdain and disgust.
Joshua raised the okay sign at the rest of the members, especially the unidentified member. The rest of the members held the okay sign back except Hitler.
"NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! WE NEED TO BESTRAFEN THIS FOOL WITH MORE THAN JUST WHITE. WHITE IS ACTUALLY MORE OF A BELOHNUNG. WE NEED TO SEND HIM TO THE NEXT WORLD MISERABLY AND MAKE IT HARD OR HOPEFULLY UNMÖGLICH FOR HIM TO MAKE A LIVING. I SWEAR ON MY ONE HODEN THAT IF HE DOESN'T GET PUNISHED THAT I'M LEAVING THE COUNCIL!!!!!" Hitler saw the rest of the council nod their heads in agreement before turning his head to smile at Bill Cosby.
"We all agree with you hitler but what else can we do and also what's a HODEN?" said Josepha Stalina
He looked at Hitler expecting an answer but instead all he saw was Hitler blushing while letting out a small fuwah. Instead someone else decided to answer, the only unidentified member of the council who also appeared to be the youngest.
"Well Josepha, We can have him born into a low class white family" said the unidentified council member
"We can't do that because he will still have power in that world young Nicholas Cruz." said Hitler after he spent a while getting his emotions in check.
"How about we make him a orphan who is the lowest in a sect," said Josepha Stalina.
All of a sudden Nicholas Cruz pulled out a gun and aimed it at bill Cosby and yelled" THATS TOO CLICHE AND BORING LET ME SHOOT HIM LIKE THE KOOLAID DRINKEN, CHICKEN EATEN DOG THAT HE IS!"
"You can't do that Cruz if you do he will never get punished and he'll get away Scott free." Said Abraham Lincoln.
"TOO LATE!!" said Nicholas Cruz as he shot his gun at Bill Cosby.
The bullet flew towards Bill and he thought this was gonna be the end. He was gonna die surrounded by white people again. Luckily for him there was someone in the shadows. They moved in super duper fast and touched his forehead. After his forehead was touched he felt a black light surround him. At first he was scared and felt like he was gonna explode.
Before he could figure out what was going on he heard someone say "bruhdah". After he heard the slang he knew he was safe. He looked at the darkness he was surrounded by and felt familiar with it. He knew that the white people were gone and he was with peers.
After he felt better Bill Cosby heard someone speak "We are glad your safe bruhdah we have been trying to break the whites barrier for mins.(hours in black time)" said a figure in the dark.
"Yea it was really hard to get past all those cracker moms and pig cops." said a man who kept changing color.
Bill Cosby looked closer and said "Jesus is that you I thought you were white and why do you keep changing colors?"
"It's because people can't remember what race I was but don't worry I was originally black to begin with."
Bill Cosby felt relief after he heard that. He then thought for a second and asked them "Can you bruhdahs unwhite me so I don't feel like aids when I reincarnate."
"Sadly we can not if it was when they just turned you white it would have been fine but it has been too many mins(hours)."
Bill Cosby felt like he was gonna lose his whole reason for being alive he heard Obama say " We might not be able to help you with the white but we can make you have an easier time when you get to the other world."
"How?" Said bill Cosby with an interested look in his eyes
"Bruhdahs...it's time to take out the race card that the whites forgot about a long time ago." said a man who sounded exactly like Obama.
Bill Cosby was unsure of why Obama was here when he was still alive back on earth. Obama could see the confusion on Bill's face and began an explanation.
"We as blacks are limited in society as when we reach a level of superiority we reach black nirvana. Also known as high as fucccck. When reaching this stage we gain Black Powers and I was experimenting with these during my pregnancy... I mean presidency that's why I didn't get anything done. This isn't important what's more important is the ability we have to grant you."
"You don mean negromancy do ya? There was a serious fuckin reason we stopped fuckin usin' da damn thing." said a man with gold chains around his neck with a very gangsta expression.
"Silence Tupac, do you have any sympathy to your black bruhdah, he's done so much for the world and he had to die such a horrible death because of committing a crime that us blacks do on a daily a basis. He died a death he didn't deserve, the rest of the council agreed that we should help him, you should too."
Tupac started at Obama for a few seconds(mins)before sighing "Fine nigga, just don't say fuckin speaches every fuckin time you fuckin talk, motherfucka."
"I THINK HE NEEDS MORE POWER!!!" said a powerful booming voice that sounded like a giant was speaking.
All the other black people bowed their heads and said in unison "It shall be...Our mighty Big Nib."
"ALSO, CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A BIGMAC, LIKE A REALLY BIG A*S F***IN HUGE MAC!!"
"Big Nib we will give him more power but we need you to grant us with more African
Essence so we can make 'it'." said a man with the voice of sex itself.
Upon hearing the voice of Morgan Freeman, Bill began to bust "AH, UWAAAH, ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU!!!!!" Bill didn't even know he could speak Japanese until hearing that sexy voice.
"VERY WELL MORGAN I SHALL GIVE YOU MORE ESSENCE BUT YOU MUST NOW GIVE ME 2 WHOLE MACS AND MCDONALDS ICE CREAM. YOU MUST ALSO MAKE SURE HE UNDERSTANDS HIS POWER SO YOU MUST DO WHAT YOU DO BEST! NARRATE!!"
"As you command my dear nib."
"You shud also give him a fuckin' weapon, like a fuckin' gun." said Tupac.
"We can't do that Tupac, the people in that world haven't invented advanced weaponry like guns."
Tupac looked upset, sighed and shook his head while reaching too his side, "Fuk I'll give him mine!" Tupac tossed Bill Cosby a handgun with his signature on it.
"GIVE HIM A MUDHA FUCKEN BIG MAC, THAT COULD HELP!" said Biig Nib.
"Lord supreme we can give him a Big Mac but that won't help him in that world" said Obama.
"NO I MEAN GIVE HIM 'THE' BIG MAC." said Big Nib clearly enraged that they did not understand the first time.
"I can't think of thing help-" Morgan was interrupted.
"Who The Fuck! What The Fuck! Why The Fuck! How The Fuck!" protested Tupac in hyper black language.
Big Nib looked at Tupac with his eyes. He was enraged, but knew Tupac was right. Tupac felt the gaze of the mighty Big Nib, but didn't flinch. This wasn't only because he wasn't afraid, it was also because he is a thug. Big Nib calmed down and decided to explain more calmly
" 'THE' BIG MAC THE MANUAl A C" said Big Nib.
"Oh, he means the stat manual but he can only think of Big Macs sense he wasn't served one yet," whispered Jesus while preparing the food.
"I CAN HERE YOU JESUS! BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE PREPARING THE FOOD!!" said god-oops I mean Big Nib.
After Big Nib finished his food(-.7milli secs)( .1 second black time). He didn't wipe his mouth and you could smell his McDonald breath. He held up his hands and the area started glowing with black.
"I GRANT YOU THE POWERS OF THE BLACK COUNCIL, MY NIGGA BILL COSBY. THE POWERS OF OBAMA-SAMA, TUPAC, MORGAN FREEMAN, HANNIBAL, OPRAH WINFREY, MOHAMAD ALI, JESUS, ALBINOS, AFRICANS, THE NIGGAS FROM FUCKIN CHINA, AND MOST OF ALL, MYSELF." Big Nib ate a French fry after he finished speaking and touched Bill Cosby on his shoulder.
Big Nib bent over and whispered in his ear, "THE BIBLE ALWAYS SAID "LET THEIR BE LIGHT, BUT WHAT IT ACTUALLY SAID WAS…"
Jesus interjected, "Let there be white!!!"
Everything Bill Cosby saw began to turn white the world around him slowly started to change. He felt like his body was shifting from the inside and his mind spin. After pain and suffering ended he opened his eyes to a white fist cuming towards him…