As our main character, Simon Dreyfus wakes up, he realizes he's not where he was a second ago.
All of a sudden, Simon sees a huge centipede. The centipede was so large, it's scales were probably hard as hell, and it's face was definitely as ugly as yo momma's. It looked just like the one from One Punch Man. (Note: just like my pp. The large and part, not the ugly part.😘😘😘😘 Ladies hmu. 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏)
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Help. Help." Simon screams at the top of his lungs.
Flash. Zoom. Swoosh. Boom. Pow. Dow. Wow. And all was silent just like that. A flash of light split the centipede in half, straight down the middle. The impact of the fall caused a little shake in the ground. The centipede was dead. Just like that. But how? How is that possible? Just where has Simon ended up?
Simon then spots a beautiful female in the sky. He realizes that she was showing a lot of skin. Only her breasts and waist were covered. She glides toward Simon.
"Are you al..... Ahhh a pervert. He wants to rape me. Ahhhhhhhhh." A high pitch voice yells out as the girl sees his male genital area.
Simon, confused about what just happened, stands there and exclaims, "Um excuse me, sexy girl. I think you have made a mistake. I don't know how I ended up here but I'm not a pervert."
"Ha! That's what a pervert would say. Nice try though."
"I'm really not a pervert. How do you want me to prove it?"
"Prove it? No need. I just need you to d.." as the girl was pulling out her sword, she was hit down by a f*cking coconut. Yea a coconut. And as all literature and movies would probably have it, she falls on top of Simon.
Simon realizes that he suddenly has a boner. Well this is f*cking awkward. And why is she so f*cking heavy. I'm suffocating, he thought. OMG look at that butttttttttt. Mad thicc. 10/10 would smash.
The girl's face turns red. Angrily she says "I knew you were a pervert. Thinking does thoughts about me. You're just like all the other men."
Wait how can she read my mind. This isn't good.
"You damm right this ain't good fo you. I'm bouta smack u to the end of this world, muhf*cka."
Simon speechlessly stands there. What the f*ck happened to her personality. Does she have two personalities. Damm that's hot.
"You pervert. Don't come near. You're so weird. Stay away from me."
Well that confirms it.
"I'm bouta smack you till you fall of this planet."
Wait what. Is the world flat here.
"Yeah, are you intellectually challenged. How did you not know that?"