"WOW!"
The older boy gave another loud exclamation, clenched his chest in an exaggerating fashion, and told his mother solemnly, "Mommy, why are you so beautiful?! Daddy and I are absolutely swooned!"
His father had to rein him in. "Show some restraint!"
He replied, "Daddy, you can restrain yourself all you want, but not for me! Mommy is just too gorgeous to keep quiet!"
His younger brother sarcastically remarked, "Hmph! You're just an *ss-kisser!"
"Hey; what do you mean by that?! I really think mommy is beautiful!"
"Can't you give some other constructive opinions other than saying that she's beautiful?" rebutted the younger twin.
The store clerks were amazed by the maturity exuded by the younger lad.
Constructive opinion… Where did the child learn this phrase from?
