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Chapter 14 - Dungeon Pig

"No matter how you look at it, it's very questionable to call this a dungeon right?"

Following the signs that said "The Newcomer Dungeon", I found myself staring at a large hole in a hill, which had a staircase almost the same size as the entrance that leads down into a dimly lit cavern.

"Wow! They really went all out with the decor huh, very modern dungeony-esque chic, I like it 4 stars!"

The dungeon looked completely different on the inside than it did from the pitiful exterior. Scattered around the dungeon were glittering mushroom-like plants that illuminate the dungeon dimly in the distance, the floor is uneven, and the ceiling is rather low, and the moss creates an intricate tapestry with the polished protrusions of rock. That alone makes this comparable to my awesome apartment in appearance, but apparently they didn't stop there with their interior design.

Hundreds of statues of dozens of warriors are scattered around the walls, a few even carved out of the natural stalagmites and stalactites that dot the halls and rooms. It's rather unnerving the detail with which they were carved, and in dim light, one might confuse them for the real thing. And may have already smashed two or maybe it was seventeen of them with my halberds, confusing them for any ninja wannabes that may want to jump me.

That's the other thing. So far I have only encountered snakes and mice. Really big mice, but mice none the less. Once or twice I heard a couple of beastial grunts, but haven't caught sight of even a tail. I started wondering if I was just naturally sending out somesort of an intent that keeps them at bay like the genius I am. When suddenly I heard something right in front of me.

~chiick chiick chiiiik (pig snorting in korean)

"Observe"

Orc soldier (LV7)

Orc archer (LV8)

Orc soldier (LV6)

I smirked.

"Oi dumb pigs, your brother's twin spear dragon style!"

I yelled as I swaggered towards the orcs with two halberds at hand, the orcs turned and noticed me. As soon as we locked eyes, they sprinted towards me.

~Chiich chiick chiik

5 orcs - 2 archer, and 3 soldier - Rushed towards me.

The orc archers on the first floor didn't fire arrows, even though they were archers. Actually, it was more like they couldn't. Even they were archers; all of the arrows they carried were broken in half.

"Twin dragons, One eats pig heads"

I swung the halberd on my right pretty much accurately at the head of a soldier that was at the front of the group. My halberd fueled by pure skill, precisely made contact with the orcs' shoulder

chiick!

It only took one hit. All it took was one hit to incapacitate the poor guy.

I was slightly incorrect, as the stubborn orc seems to be mentally challenge and continued forward after being incapacitated by me, but I dodged past his attack and only took a sword slash to my leg, moving towards another one.

The other orcs doesn't seem phased that their comrade had been damaged with one hit, and continued their charge.

I swiftly pulled out a potion and drank it, the potions quickly did its job and almost instantly healed my slash wounds. My frowned then turned upside down, knowing that I have about hundreds of these, so I had no reason to back down.

~Thang, Swoosh

Hearing the bow firing an arrow at me, I immediately faced it and used my special move.

"Dragon Tail Blocks Arrow!"

I swung at the arrow coming towards me and miraculously hit it mid flight. While the archer was floundering at his missed attack, I swung my left halberd at him and this time successfully struck his temple,

Unsurprisingly, The orc archer fell in one hit. The orc's body bounced off my halberd and spun once, before rolling onto the floor a few meters away. Due to that miraculous move, I seem to have learnt a new skill.

[gained 50xp, 10 gold]

[Skill learned {Spatial awareness}]

[Spatial awareness LV1: Enables host to have better grasp in his environment]

"Oooo! This is pretty nice."

I could easily see the orcs' attacks. It was extremely refreshing to feel my body move where and how I wanted it to. My weapons were covered in orc blood by now, but I didn't feel grossed out or anything. I was reveling in the adrenaline that I hadn't felt in a long time.

"Come here fatties."

The remaining orcs didn't miss a beat and continued their charge. I closed the distance between us and slipped into the middle of them

"Two dragons rapes pig"

As soon as I slipped into the group, I planted my halberds into their faces. Bone crunched and broke as another orc soldier wash shoved down to the ground like a soon to be tainted victim.

[gained 40xp, 3 gold]

At that moment I felt something behind me, the orc soldier swung a rusted sword that looked like it would immediately infect me with tetanus, aiming for my back. I couldn't see the attack but I could feel it clearly. I ducked my head and felt the sword swing pass my head and due to his wide swing he almost tripped

I grinned.

"Rising Dragons In Your Face"

As soon as I ducked, I spun around 180 degrees and swung the halberd upwards at the orc head, who was still unbalanced by his attack. I hit the orc soldier in the head so hard it practically came off his neck and his body flew back over a meter away.

[gained 40xp, 5 gold]

"Twin dragons Seeks Pork"

At that moment, the remaining orc soldier thrust his sword at the side of my head. I tilted my head to the other side to dodge and did a x cross like swing with my twin halberds on his chest. The orc's body audibly cracked as his body came crashing down. As the orc floundered in pain, I thrust my halberds down his head to finish him off.

[gained 50xp 6 gold]

~Thang, Swoosh

Hearing the another bow firing an arrow at me, I immediately ducked, I spun around switched over to my bow, and fired an arrow towards the orc hitting his foot.

"Motherfucker! you wanna sneak attack this daddy? why dont you eat my arrows"

I then fired volleys upon volleys of arrows at the orc, not even caring if they miss or not, and as the 50th arrow was shot the orc finally gave up as he couldn't compare towards the wealthy tycoon, who doesn't care how many arrows he lets loose and potions he drinks.

[gained 50xp 9 gold]

[Congratulations You Have Leveled UP]

Name: Rey Bans

Race: High Human

Class: Fusion Summoner

Age: 20

Level: 11

Health:1100/1100

Mana: 1600/1600 (16/M)

Strength:110

Vitality:110

Agility:110

Intelligence:110(+50)

Wisdom:110(+50)

Charisma:110(+50)

Luck:1 (+10)

Stat Points: N/A

I finished all five of the orcs and didn't even take a minute. I stood in place and looked down at the orcs and wondering if I should try out my other class skill. Seeing as it wouldn't harm me at any case as I didn't really feel like fighting a boss today I tried it anyway.

[Summon "Gluttony: The beast that devours]

As soon as I finished those words, a large red magic circle the size of half a garage appeared in front of me, as it was formed a black miasma fog slowly oozed out of it, enveloping the entire magic circle.

When the miasma settled down, A bright glowing red eyes opened and appeared inside of black fog staring straight at me, as it did dimly glowing runes the same color as the eyes started and seems to be pulsating like a heart beat.

Finally the black fog withdrew, slowly revealing the beast, scales like the black hole that seemingly absorbs even light covered the beast as dark crystal like hooves appeared below it. As the fog vanish the beast let out a deep grunt.

~khheeeeck

"uhhh.....the name is pretty badass, but don't you think its kinda wasted on this guy!?"

I complained as I saw a 2m tall maybelle pig in front of me.

"Ughh....just my luck, Gluttony go eat those....pigs"

Hearing what I said I felt quite bad as I didn't really want my new partner to be a cannibal, but seemingly not bother by this though, gluttony just straight up ate the corpse under him.

[Orc devoured]

[Digesting and integrating....please wait]

[Congratulations {Libido} skill integrated]

[Libido lv1: Improves host's overall drive and stamina during sexual intercourse]

"....Who even cares if his a pig, Gluttony my brother to me you are my fat lucky star."