(Woah! Where on earth am I? Wasn't I just in the bathroom, on the royal throne, enjoying the moment as I waited for my hair to dry whilst reading the latest chapter of Theo Karthellion Allies on my cellphone? I was just about to get to the good stuffs too. Now I'm standing here, in a weird glowing circle that seems to be marked by weird runes, only in my underwear! My braaaaa~~~~! At least, bring me in my braaaa or have me clotheddddd~~~!!! Oh, but I still have my phone with me though.)

(Hmm? So that's the summoned child. Doesn't seem too bright, does she? Her facial expressions are hilarious to behold though. Hnngh~ Why is she only in her underwear? I thought the spell said that the summoned one will come forth in an armor suited of their nature, wielding a magical tool and will bring forth changes the likes that we'll never see before. She doesn't look like she's carrying anything with her? Oh dear, she looks like she's about to dissolve into tears. I had better address her quickly.)

"Ahem!"

(EEK!!! S---Someone's here! Don't look, don't look.)

"Greetings, chosen one. You have been summoned to fulfill a great purpose and destiny, one that will go down in time in history. Pray tell, what is your name?"

(Chosen one? Er, what is this person smoking at? Why should I tell you my name anyway? Haven't you heard that phrase, "Don't talk to strangers". More importantly, t--this guy! *side glances* He doesn't even look away as he looks directly at me.

Don't tell me!

I'm not worth his time? A mere paltry flat washboard? AHHHHH!!! Don't look at my embarrassment! Also, what is up with that shaggy hair and weird robes.)

(Focus on the wall, focus on the wall, focus on the wall. Wait. Why is her ears turning red? Ooi ooi! What's with that sidewards glance? Why do I get the feeling she's thinking something obscene in her head.)

"..."

"..."

Twenty minutes of uncomfortable silence later.

(W--Why isn't he leaving? Aaaa! Please go so I can leave this joint.)

(Was it the way I spoke? It clearly seems to have no effect on her. Maybe I should change it up a little.)

*coughs* "Yo, wazzup! You're the chosen one! Sign a contract with me?"

(YOU WISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH------)