I was about the breakdown when the survival instinct took over me? Can you believe it, they left my conscious on when I was even sperm. You wicked mighty sh*t. At least wake me up after I fertilize the egg or something. Now I have to race with all my strength, and it's not going well. Man, why would I have to suck all my life, or lives? There is plenty of sperm ahead of me. I can see one of them even get his head in the egg. I think my life end before it got started...
"Hey, hey, hey. Didn't you give up a little bit early?" I startled with a voice in my head, which I don't know where it is. It was an ugly male voice. The worst voice I ever heard.
"Who the hell are you?" I wanted to say. I couldn't, because you know, I'm a sperm. But the owner of the voice could understand my thoughts, he answered.
"I'm the system assigned to you. Man, you are lucky, I'm the best system. I normally couldn't be started by that useless god but the all other systems were busy and I was bored. I was told you are quite an adventurer and a brave man. Why would you give up so quickly?" asked with a pitched voice.
Please make it stop. Please shut up. I can't take it anymore. This voice is so ugly, I just want to go back to god and take all that torture all over again. "The egg been penetrated, why wouldn't I give up?" I tried to say.
"Hey, hey, hey." came the almost crying ugly voice. "My voice might be bad, but I'm a good system you know. You shouldn't judge systems with their tunes. This is hurtful." said with crying tone.
God! He is even a crybaby. And it seems I can't even think freely, he will read my thoughts right away. Note to myself; I have to learn to separate my thoughts to 2. Which I want him to hear and which I don't. Okay now let's get to the main problem. "Hey mighty system, the clock is ticking. Can you tell me if there is still a chance for me to fertilize the egg before that "Usain sperm"? I said with frustration.
"Hmm. I'm not going to tell you anything. You first said I'm a crybaby, then try to suck me up by saying I'm mighty. You even try to cut me off from your thoughts. I thought we were partners." said with a childish voice yet ugly as ever.
"Come on brother system. I didn't mean it. You know I was reincarnated by that useless god. He didn't fulfill any of my wishes. I was just angry with him and you were the only one around here, so I take it out on you. Say, what is your name? You are my brother, and I would never do you wrong."I said with a big brother voice who want to take little brothers ice cream with a sweet tone. Didn't even dare to think.
"You really think like that? I mean, of course, you do. I'm the best system. Everybody would want to be my brother. " said with a deep nod. "Well, sperm penetrated the egg will slow down in no time. All you have to do is be poacher bastard and slip through from that hole. And fertilize the egg. Then you will be okay. Your brother will take over your consciousness until you are 3 to 4 months old, then we can start to go wild in your mama's baby bucket." said with a proud voice.
"By the way, my name is The Crow"
"That explains the voice."
"What?"
"Nothing."
"..."
When I woke up, it was already 4 months later. "My dearest brother The Crow" wake me up to catch up with the world I'm going. I did as I suggested and poach the hole the other sperm penetrated, and I won, sort of. Now I was developing fingers and stuff. And The Crow started to take all the information from my memory to help me with my new adventure.
"You don't have any information with the world we are going?" said with a dumbfounded expression.
"Yes. I try to tell that stupid, deaf god, but he didn't hear me." I said almost crying.
"So, we are going to the world we have no idea what will happen? I knew I shouldn't take that stupid god's person." said The Crow.
"Okay, what done is done. Let's take a look. What you have seen about to Naruto world is some little spoiler, some random videos and..." didn't finish so I was curious.
"And what?" I asked.
"And some hentai? What the hell is this? Well, at least it will give us some character background. No need to be ashamed of brothers. I won't judge you." said with an optimistic voice, but I could hear the smirk in this voice.
Damn, I knew I shouldn't watch that stupid hentai. I didn't really enjoy it. I was just curious okay. I'm not into some cartoon beauties. And, your ugly voice is the biggest shame, I don't need your pity.
"What did you said you pervert?"
"I said your ugly voice is the cause of suicide. Don't judge me."
"I said I didn't judge you okay? I just got surprised, because we are in a desperate situation."
"Okay, let's make it a truce. What did you get so far?"
"Naruto is some sort of fox, Sakura is bit*h, Sasuke is emo f*g, Itachi is going to die."
"That is all? I have no idea who those are. What am I going to do?"
"Relax. Your brother will fix it. Even if the god is stupid, the gift he gave you is quite something. It's "The Adapt System."