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Chapter 411 - you knew?

"Satan, buddy, you have been slacking off on me, seriously, the abyss? When did we ever plan to go against them, if they harass you, just defend, we have overwhelming advantage when defending, as for your own expansion, this alliance will not be going to war like it is now for very long, that is why i need you to focus, your special power is temptation, then start tempting the gods to buy our stuff and only sell divinity to us, we need you this period, especially the first 10 years, we need to be the only trading partner, everyone sells to us and buys only from us, as for the abyss, if you really want to invoke your once in a decade right and i will go deal with them, and give you about 10 years worth of peace".

Yunan's eyes did not linger on Satan, he moved to the lord of light next "sir, with all due respect, we are at war, and your only job is to collect souls from conquered realms, we all know it's not easy to convince them to shift allegiances. But we don't need them to pray for us, we need cannon fodder, as long as they fight for us, they can choose the realm they wish to reside in, if they resist, send them to reincarnation, forget about purification and absolution, we are at war, sometimes the correct thing to do is to not do the right thing, please accept my apologies for pushing you like this, but if our enemies are one thought faster than us, we are already loosing".

Next on the list was Death. "Old man, you are stepping outside of the comfort zone, if you involve yourself any more, we will be breaching contract, therefore, just stay around and harvest the energy of death, if you can play snitch a bit more, that would be helpful, it would be more so if you admit that to the council, I would love to see how they react when they know you stand on my side, Apophis you need to return to Hosana, use the secret path we have and collect some chaotic energies, I would be happy if you can Syphon up to 3% from the chaos, we need that to upgrade our war mechs, also, it would be best if you can do that by next year, things will be very unpredictable at the time.

"Hephaestus, you go back to Burkan, from there use the information we collected to build more dungeons across the universe, I want your dungeons on every planet by the end of the next 3 months, once they are all functional, I will tell you something that might make your primordial happy" the 5 gods each nodded at their turn and noted down their tasks, although they knew, each task was accomplishing much more than they knew, they did not ask questions, there was no need to.

"You may leave, report to me once every month, otherwise deal with it at your discretion, unless it is about the over-gods, inform me immediately". With that, the 6 gods left the table leaving behind only Yunan and the two females.

"Luna my dear, we talked about this, let her be, I need you in my bed for a few months so go warm it up for me". With a surprising spring in her step, Luna almost floated to Yunan's bedroom with her radiating smile outshining the sun. After she left he turned his back to the chair and the goddess standing behind him, he sighed deeply and said: "so you ascended against my orders, I like this form better by the way".

There was an annoyance on the face female, her shy demeanour evaporated like it was never there " you knew? I changed this much, how did you know, I was careful, I did not make any mistakes, how could you tell, not even she noticed and she is a goddess, god damn it spit out, what did I do wrong, say it or I will beat you!". Yunan did not even flinch, he simply waved his hand and said: "go get the others, it's not safe out there, all of you need a beating for not following orders, also tell them it's going to be flogging". The goddess stomped her feet on her way out like a child and left Yunan behind to his thoughts, soon enough he was in bed and sleeping soundly and peacefully.

Luna was beside him, fully dressed and fuming, her man wanted to use her as a body pillow instead of a wife, but she could not help but feel satisfied regardless, ever since he left home almost 3 years ago, Yunan had not slept, and for her to be his first choice, she would brag about it to her fellow wives for an eternity.

This man had truly captured her heart, she was old, she had played at love and relationships many times, she knew gods and mortals alike, but none of them made her feel like this. This amount of satisfaction from being chosen as a body pillow was weird for her personality, she would have left him that moment if he were any other man, but she never could, in the last century, she had enough fun to pay back for her long boring life many times over, all thanks to this little boy, a bad kisser, a hopeless romantic and a very unpredictable man. He alone could stand and say that she would grovel under his feet for eternity, and she would brag about how only she could do that, to Luna, Yunan wasn't just a lover, he was far more than that, he was an open adventure, one that she could tap into at any time, but somewhere along the line, she had lost control over the related and now, the adventure did with her as it wanted, along the way, Luna had truly fallen in love.