"How could I?... I just want to beat some sense into your silly head." said Sun wu kong with a teasing tone.
Sun wu kong turned towards Lord Shoora and asked " Senior, this technique works well right? can I utilize my full strength?"
"Do you think you still have time to think through all that after provoking him? Since you already stepped a foot inside the battlefield, you might as well step other foot too, go I will cheer dance for you." said Lord Shoora with a cheerful tone while taking out a pair of handheld pompon.
"Sheesh...alrighty then." Sun wu kong resigned to his fate while thinking about the side-effects but when he saw Lord Shoora move in a weird way wearing some plume type clothes and wielding baton like things in his hands.
(Don`t do that weird and awful dance in front of me, It`s creeping me out.) Sun wu kong thought inwardly but didn`t dare to say out.
"Did you eat Leopard balls or something.... you dare neglect me?" Xu Shi couldn`t think through how that lowly monk suddenly got so courageous.
"Don`t worry...I was just discussing with this Senior on how to make you kneel again." said Sun wu kong in a respectful manner but the tone was in an agitating way.
"You...you pest had done a great mistake...It`s time for you to pay with your life for your insolence." said Xu Shi with a cold smile.
"LIGHTNING WHIP" roared Xu Shi.
~crackle~ ~whoosh~
The earth trembled and the sky crackled.
The dark clouds hovered the land of 1000li.
A red lightning, the width of 100m fell from the clouds and condensed as a whip into the hands of Xu Shi.
"Wow!!" whistled Sun wu kong. He stood still the entire time as if he was watching a show.
"Which circus did you work for before? your tricks can`t even make a little child happy. You are too lazy with your skills huh?"
"You!!... you damn insect, I will kill youuu!!" Xu Shi roared and threw the lightning whip towards Sun wu kong.
The whip caught Sun wu kong`s neck and ripped it apart separating the body and his head. The head rolled towards Xu Shi which he picked up and pasted to his cheeks while looking towards Lord Shoora.
"Heh, you see this? this is what happens when you try to bite more than you can chew off. Now it`s your turn to die as a headless corpse." said Xu Shi laughing coldly.
"Doesn`t it smell stinky?" asked Lord Shoora while holding his nose and looked towards Xu Shi with disgusted eyes.
"What is....?" Xu Shi felt something wet and hot on his cheeks and looked towards his cheeks only to be disgusted by the thing in his hand and cheek.
There was animal excrement which was stinking to the heavens on his hands and cheek.
"Blaaargh.....blaarghhh" Xu Shi vomited until he felt his intestines being pulled out.
"Damn...you....blaaarghh..." Xu Shi looked towards the corpse of Sun wu kong but only found a huge lump of excrement.
The pale-faced Xu Shi immediately spread his divine sense to search for Sun wu kong but couldn`t find him.
~smack~
"Ack"
Xu Shi felt his head dizzy. He felt some had kicked his head from the top but when he searched for the culprit he couldn`t find anyone.
He was standing on the air while searching for the corpse of Sun wu kong but couldn`t find it and instead he was being played tricks upon him. He felt the situation fishy and immediately became alert spreading his senses to their limits.
"Hey little mongrel, can`t find your grandpa me, huh?" Xu shi heard someone whisper into his ear but before he could turn, he felt his body uncontrollably flying to a distant land into the wilderness.
(This kid is still very naughty to his core.) Lord Shoora watched Sun wu kong dragging Xu Shi far away while being in a form of the wind element.
~smash~
Xu Shi suddenly felt a kick on his abdomen and fell flat on the ground with a loud noise creating a pit of tens of meters.
Xu Shi looked to the sky and finally saw Sun wu kong who was standing in the air while looking at him with indifferent eyes and giving off an invincible stance.
Xu Shi instantly realized that Sun wu kong was the one who played tricks on him.
"W...who are you? how can such a weak looking monk like you be so strong? what tricks did you use?" Xu Shi asked with a quivering voice.
"Little brat, didn`t your master teach you that there is a heaven beyond heaven." Sun wu kong asked with a narrowed eyes.
"You lowly monk. Don`t be proud just because I allowed you to trick me." Xu Shi roared as if his tail had been stepped on." Heaven beyond heaven...I will show you what it really means...".
"I shall drink your blood as a price for playing tricks on me." roared Xu Shi as he walked towards Sun wu kong.
Xu Shi quickly formed hand seals and stretched his arms towards the sky and shouted " Divine Body Lightning Spirit".
Huge thundering clouds of sea shrouded the lands of 10,000li immediately.
The wind howled and the land trembled.
The chaotic lightning and thunder danced everywhere and destroyed the lands.
~crackle~ ~crackle~
The black and white intertwined lightning descended from the outer space and bombarded Xu Shi`s body and turned it into dust.
In the place where Xu Shi`s body was destroyed a white and black lightning flame ignited and in a mere second it turned into the shape of Xu shi who looked like the incarnation of Lightning with black and white flame lingering around him.
"Now I had gained the body of Lightning spirit, I shall see if you even have enough courage to touch me." Xu Shi said arrogantly.
"I don`t need to have the courage to squash an ant, just my pinky finger is enough." Sun wu kong said with an indifferent attitude.
Sun wu kong immediately punched the air before him and a huge force in the shape of a fist descended towards Xu Shi who was standing still indifferently and crushed him in the air causing his body to turn into streams of lightning.
The lightning streams once again merged together and formed Xu Shi.
"Heh, I know you can`t even HURT my pinky finger... come ...now it`s YOUR time to be squished" Xu Shi said haughtily.