Main character (to himself):
This is impossible!
No males exist and this is improbabble!
What is the chances of a trap?
Every beauty I meat must be that!
Peerless beauty,
Cool opposition,
Either regal or in a strong possition!
Every attractive male I meet must be female,
This is a rule of plot is it not ?
To everything pretty I have the hots!
Isn't this impossible?
A female in disguise,
Is this a reverse trap?
Or is all of this a lie?
What is happening,
I am not too sure!
Why does the author do this?
What is the allure ?