*Beep*
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[Reincarnation System Initiating…]
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[Running scan on Host…..]
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*Beep*
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'What's going on? Why is it so dark here?', Yenma thought.
'Wasn't I dead? I remember being shot right through my heart….'
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*Beep*
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[Scan Completed. Displaying Stats.]
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Name: Virsil Yenma
Level: 0 (0/5)
Status:Dead
Health:0
Attack:0
Defense:0
Speed:0
Skills:none
Title:[Pedophile]
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'What's this blue-screen? Wait...It says I'm DEAD?!?', Yenma was immediately freaked out but soon managed to calm down. He knew that there was no escaping death since he was shot right through his heart.
'Looks like I really died…that damn officer!'
'But where am I? And what the fvk is this?'
[Replying to Host, This is the Reincarnation System and Host is currently in an unknown space.]
'Reincarnation System? Wait.. does that mean I could possibly reincarnate back to life?', Yenma couldn't help but feel excited.
[That indeed is possible but Host would have to reach the minimum requirement of level one.]
'Reaching level one? Oh, that's right..this display panel shows I have level 0. This is easy! Just gaining a level and I would be able to reincarnate? If I keep reincarnating after each time I die, wouldn't that mean I would become immortal??!', Yenma suddenly felt like thanking that officer for shooting him.
[Replying to Host, reaching level one would enable Host to get one reincarnation attempt. To get more attempts, Host would have to keep leveling up to get an attempt after each ten levels.]
[If Host dies and has no reincarnation attempts left, the system would shut down.]
'Oh...so that means I can still be dead for real if I run out of reincarnation attempts but if I earn enough attempts then I wouldn't need to worry!'
'System, right now I don't have any reincarnation attempts, shouldn't you have shut down?', Yenma couldn't understand this.
[Replying to Host, this is only applicable after Host is level one or above.]
'I see. How do I level up?'
[Host only needs to answer an elementary question of the system to easily level up to level one.]
'Ok. Ask the question.'
[What came first: the chicken or the egg?]
'Fvk your mother. Is this even a legitimate question?! If you don't really want to reincarnate me, you could say so! Why be so indirect about it?!'
[Host has only 30 minutes worth of time to answer this and has only one attempt for it. Upon failure the System will shut down and Host's condition would then be unknown.]
'Damnit!'
'I remember reading some article where a bunch of scientists had looked into this question… but I can't remember what they concluded. So was it the egg that came first or the chicken?', Yenma was pushed into thinking deeply. Perhaps this was the first time in his life that he tried to do something seriously.
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[Host has 5 minutes of time left before crossing the 30 minute deadline. If Host does not answer, it will be considered as a failure.]
'Fine! Hmm… I CHOOSE THE EGG.'
[The Answer is Correct.]
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+5 Exp
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Level Up!
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(Obtained +1 Reincarnation Attempt)
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(Obtained +5 Unassigned Attributes)
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'Nice! The Heavens favor me.', Yenma was happy.
'System what are attributes?'
[Replying to Host, attributes are a certain quality or feature regarded as a characteristic or inherent part of someone or something.]
'Ok, allot attributes!'
[This is currently not possible since Host does not possess a physical body.]
'hmm.. fine and this reincarnation attempt...can I choose where and whom I reincarnate into?', to Yenma this was the most important thing.
'I definitely don't want to reincarnate into a poor bloke or a crippled person or into a woman for that matter....ahaha'
[Replying to Host. Upon using the reincarnation attempt, the Host would be reincarnated into a random being.]
'That sounds dangerous… Doesn't that mean I could be even reincarnated into a small cockroach or something like that?!', Yenma suddenly didn't feel so good.
[Whom or where Host reincarnates into is completely random and cannot be pre-determined by the System.]
[Use "Reincarnation Attempt (1/1)"?]
'hmmm..sigh* FINE. Use.'
'God I hope I get reincarnated into some great rich person….'
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*Beep*
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[Congratulations to Host on using the Reincarnation Attempt.]
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[New Title Obtained: "Noob Reincarnator".]
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"...HLOOARR??....ROAARRR!"
(Yenma: Where am I?...WTFF!)
[Does Host need the System to scan and determine where Host is?]
"RWOOF!"
(Yenma: Yes!)
[Scanning the surrounding regions….]
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*Beep*
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[System has determined that Host's current location is: Hell.]