After dinner, Shi Guang checked the time—Lu Yanchen should have arrived at the hotel by now. Thus, she gave him another call.
Before she even heard his voice, she heard the sound of water running.
"Brother Yanchen is bathing huuuuuh…" Shi Guang purposely put on an extremely act cute voice. "Are euuu intending to go haf a round of big pumpin' and thrustin' with dat Miss Lin later, huuuuh?"
Lu Yanchen turned off the water. "Speak like a human."
Shi Guang flared up. "Asking me to speak like a human? You're the one who should behave like one! You're already a man with a wife, and yet you're out there attracting flowers all around! Do you believe that I'm going to divorce you since you're so flirtatious?"
Lu Yanchen wrapped a towel around his waist. "… Before you give me the sentence, at least tell me the crime I committed."
"Go check on the internet yourself!" Shi Guang hung up right after.
