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Chapter 71 - Chapter 71: Tang San's Plan To Create Tang Sect

The Shrek's 7 monsters got up from their places outside as they notice, they weren't hurt only pushed away from their original location. Ye Han made his *fake* spirit rings disappear as he smiled when he said

"Looks like, you guys have improved. You guys can beat up an enemy that is one rank above of you, but the teamwork you guys did is still severely lacking."

"And you are the real monster!" -Hongjun

"How strong are you?!" -Mubai

"Well, I'm very strong!"

Ye Han didn't say anything more as he goes back to the Principal's office, where Yu Xiaogang, Liu Erlong was and they're watching their fight in the window. Yu Xiaogang said with a shock expression as he notices the power of spirit saint in his clones.

"You reached Spirit Saint?!

"No, I have reach pass spirit saint!"

Ye Han showed them his *fake* 9 spirit rings, 1 purple, 6 black, and 2 red spirit rings. Liu Erlong and Yu Xiaogang shouted with eyes wide open

"TITLED DOULUO!!" -Erlong

"TWO 100,000-YEARS-OLD SPIRIT RING?!!" -Yu Xiaogang

"Indeed, It took hellish training to achieve this kind of power."

Ye Han bullsh*t his way out of this as he told them how he trained within the inner area of the Star Dou Big Forest, fighting against hordes of spirit beasts that even had one 100,000-years-old spirit beast. Which was true when he tried to acquire his spirit rings, they had a horde against him except it was in the Spirit Ascension Realm. The couple believed him as they notice the aura of a hundred thousand-year-old spirit ring. After speaking some white lies, he asks

"So, When are you due? and Who is gonna be the uncles and aunties?!"

"Due?" -Liu Erlong

"Uncles and Aunties?!" -Yu Xiaogang & the gang

[author: Why Yu Xiaogang was rubbing her tummy before was because of her feeling weak movements of the baby in her belly, He and Erlong are still dense as usual. They thought it was just some tummy ache as she sometimes vomited]

The gang went to the principal's office as they were walking down the way, they heard of Ye Han asking Who is gonna be the uncles and aunties. It only took a minutes before Liu Erlong and Yu Xiaogang to realized that they are gonna be parents soon. They shouted at the same time

"I'm gonna be a father?!!"

"I'm gonna be a mom?!"

"Indeed, I have sense life in your belly"

Yu Xiaogang and Liu Erlong have tears in their eyes as they look at each other lovingly, Tang San and the gang had looks of surprises and happiness, but suddenly the aura of the room turned serious as they had eyes of determination as they all shouted together

"I'm gonna be the Uncle!" - males

"I'm gonna be the aunty!" -females

"*sigh* stop fighting, we can all become the uncles and aunties!"

Ye Han calmed them down as they remember there is no reason to fight for the position of uncles and aunties, to which made Yu Xiaogang and Liu Erlong laugh seeing their new family fighting for the position of uncles and aunties. After a few minutes of family discussion, they all made a competition to who's gift would be the best when the baby is born. Ye Han said

"Since its already afternoon, why do I cook for today?"

"YES! HAN's FOOD!" - Shrek's 7 Monster

"Sure!" -Yu Xiaogang

"You can cook?" -Liu Erlong

"He can! He is the best in cooking!" -Hongjun

[author: making another cooking scene hahaha I feel hungry...]

Ye Han gave them a demonstration when they arrived in a big dining area, he put a flat top grill with 6 inches space beneath it, in front of the long table, they all sat down as they watch Ye Han with questions in their face. Ye Han smiled as he put abyssal flame underneath the flat top grill, he lowered the temperature as he made it like a medium heat in regular stoves. Ye Han smiled while showing them his open hand, They all look at his hands as it closes and opens again only to see one egg in each hand.

Ye Han spun the eggs in the griddle and after a few seconds, he holds a hibachi spatula and put it below the eggs as he bounces the eggs in his hibachi spatula-like ping pong ball. He turned his spatulas horizontally after bouncing the eggs for ten times, the eggshell crack from the sharpness of the hibachi spatula, as it pours out its egg white Ye Han moves his hands as he created a heart shape drawing. He pushes the eggshell as the egg yolk comes out from the shell it fell in the middle of the heart shape drawing made from the egg white.

Ye Han added oil in the middle where the egg yolk, as he added rice after it. He added salt and pepper to the food as he puts a lot of chicken and beef meat in the side of the rice and egg. He mixes the rice and egg well as he added the oyster sauce in the mixture. He continued to cook as they smelled the heavenly aroma of the meat and fried rice, after 10 minutes of cooking. The food was finished and he said while giving them a smile of satisfaction

"Dig In!"

With that said, they all charges to the battle which was an easy win. They won the battle as they rub their tummy with satisfaction, Ye Han drank tea as he smiled with satisfaction as he looks at the piggies in the table. They discuss of the events that have been happening in their lives. Tang San pondered for a while as he remembers how the spirit hall attack them, he said to the group

"I want to make a clan."

"Clan?" - Ye Han

"Yes, Because of the Spirit Hall, they hunted my family and my friends. I want to make a force that will go against it. -Tang San

"Well, you could try to make a clan. As of now, the spirit hall won't move, because they lost a lot of strong forces. Isn't that right Rongrong?" -Ye Han

"Yes, Thanks to Three Second Douluo, my clan manage to survive the spirit hall's hunting operation. Sadly the blue lightning tyrant dragon clan has been exterminated."

"Indeed" -Yu Xiaogang

"Then the first thing I want to do is to mass-produce the Zhuge crossbow, and I think I know-how."-Tang San

"How?" -Rongrong

"Tai Long's Clan isn't just the strength clan, it is also the continent's top molding clan!" -Tang San

"So you are going tomorrow to the molding clan?" -Hongjun

"Hongjun go together with me" -Tang San

"Why?" -Hongjun

"Because I say so, and you owe me a favor fro..." -Tang San

"Ok, OK I'm coming !" -Hongjun

Ye Han looks at Hongjun who muffled Tang San's mouth and wondered what did Hongjun do that earned Tang San a favor. He asks

"Can I come? I want to see what a molding clan looks like"

"You can"