"Main Character": Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
?: What, what?
"Main Character": Nothing, I'm just shocked.
SI: Okay. Where am I again? *thinks* oh right. Welcome once again. I am called SI, aka System Intelligence. You are here in the Heavens Log-in System, or what you humans called afterlife. And I'm the intelligence here.
This sounds too modern.
SI: The Heaven is more than what you think. Who did give you, humans the knowledge? (*Smiles*)
"Main Character": The Heavens I guess. Wait, you can hear my thoughts?
SI: Yes, loud and clear.
So I don't need to talk anymore. This is much better, right?
SI: Anything that makes you feels comfortable. I don't mind.
Really? Then that's great. So what gives?
SI: I have news for you. Are you ready?
What? How many? I don't feel good about this stuff. Blurt it out now, don't beat the bushes.
SI: As you wish. I have 2 shocking news alerts. First, you are given a chance to live again and retain your memories. Yay. And second, you are still a virgin.
Whaaaaaat? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Hey, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. Why I'm still a virgin? I literally have fun with that girl in the hotel. What shit are you spouting?
SI: The Heavens sees all. The truth is that nothing really happened to the both of you. You're just drunk. You don't remember clearly right? It is because you've been drug when you're drunk. And so on so forth. No jammed pack action that happened. The Heavens sees all.
No, no, no, no fucking way. This ain't heaven this is hell. You're trying to weaken my heart and my will. I won't give in to you.
SI: I'm stating the truth here. I don't want you to go, reincarnate and fight to a war thinking his stick is a sword. Get it?
*sigh* you just broke my heart and soul you know? And here I am thinking I broke the shackles of youth, here I am thinking I died without regrets. Now I have one and it's fatal.
Ahh, I don't wanna talk for a while.
SI: I'm sorry, but I can't just lie. I'll wait till you're ready to talk.
*an infinity later*
*.....*
*sigh* I'm fine now. Let me reincarnate as fast as possible.
SI: We can't do it the faster way, because I need you to choose how you are going to be reincarnated. It's a slow process. (*murmurs*) and very tiring to me.
Okay fine.
SI: Do you want a restart or a new life?
I'm sick of being a disabled person. I want to walk. I don't want to return, I need a fresh start.
SI: A new life it is then. Do you want to change your face or not?
My face is fine. Nothing is more handsome than my face, right?
SI: Wonderful than the Seven Wonders of the World.
*grin* right, that's right.
SI: You died at the age of 32. Do you want to start at this age or at what age would you choose?
So I can choose my age. I want to start as young man. So let me start at the age of 15. That's the age when the handsome me blooms.
SI: Copy that! Now, where do you want to be reincarnated? The Mortal World, cultivation World, or heaven, you choose.
I'm done in the mortal world.
Cultivation, hmmm, not interested.
Heaven? Not now. Is there another alternative?
SI: State what you want sir?
I want a world like a Gaming World. Like an RPG. Do you have it?
SI: A gaming world. Hmmm, *searching* we have it. The world is called Geym[!].
No introductions about the world or any goals I have to take? Like to kill some evil monsters or a Demon King, something like that.
SI: Nothing, you just live there. Be what you want, we won't interfere. Even you can become the Demon King yourself or whatever you want to become. It's not really that special though.
Okay, okay. So now what?
SI: Well, because you are going to a gaming world I'll gift you a gaming system. The system is called REAL. This is not special though. All the normal citizens of that World have it.
Then why would you gift it, when I can get it myself.
SI: The truth is you need to register in an Adventurers Guild first to choose a class and look at your stats. You know, about this right? Then after that, you'll get the REAL system.
Yes. I do remember it, going on something like adventurers' guilds and kinds of stuff. I saw it in some movies and anime.
SI: okay. You don't need to go to the Adventurers Guild and register. I'll give you a privilege. We will do it here. Now, give me your hand, so that I can give you, your system.
Okay.
*gives the hand*
*blush*
SI: (*ignores*) (*Place the hand to a crystal ball*)
It feels like a fortune telling for me.
SI: Hahahaha, it's just for a show, just for show. I can do it just by holding your hands, but it's not fun like that.
Fun your ass. I'm feeling like I'm being played at.
SI: (*processing*) And we're done. What race would you like: a demon, elf, dwraf, human, or some shit.
Human.
SI: Please swipe your finger up and your information and anything you need will be shown.
*swipes up*
*notification rings…*
[Welcome to REAL!]
[What will be your in-game name?]
Oh, I can have my name. *sigh* long time no name. Now my stage will be opened for the world to see my glorious shining and shimmering name.
*typing name*
[Mastamaynd21, LVL 1](Race: Human)
HP: 150 Stamina: 100
Mana: 50
Damage: 15 Magic Damage: 15
Defense: 5 Magic Defense: 5
Power: 15 Speed: 5
Spirit: 5 Luck: 0
Atk Speed: 2 Crit Chance: 0.05%
HP regen: 1.01 hp MP regen: 1.01 mp
Stamina P regen: 1 stamina P
[Skills]
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{Rest}
Heighten the spiritual and physical capability of the person when resting.
500% mp, stamina P[!] and hp regeneration multiplier
(Can only be used in a non-combat situation. Can't be used inside a dungeon.)
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The equivalent of 1 point for:
Power: +1 defense, +10 hp. +0.01 hp regen, +2 damage
Speed: +2 atk speed, 0.01 crit chance, +1 stamina P, +0.01 stamina regen
Spirit: +1 magic defense, +2 magic damage, +10 mp, +0.01 mp regen
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SI: This is your basic Stats.
*sigh* zero luck. That explains why I'm so unlucky.
SI: Now let us proceed to the subclass. There are 14 Sub Classes that are commonly used, and there are more subclasses that are not identified by our system, which is your problem. I'll let you choose your Sub Class, but I won't show you the details about this subclasses. It all depends to your calculation and decision. So choose wisely.
[Sub Class]
*Alchemist *Blacksmith
*Chef *Engineer
*Farmer *Fighter
*Fisher *General-Purpose
*Inscriber *Jeweler
*Medic *Merchant
*Miner *Tailor
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That's a lot.
Hmmm, the Fighter is quite attractive. And there is Fisher. Farmer? Farmer? What is best? There is also Chef. What I need is suited for survival. Hmmm. Fighter, Fisher, Farmer, or Chef? Or General-Purpose. I think I'll go with the General-Purpose. I hope this is what I think it is.
Yes! General-Purpose, I'll go with this.
SI: Are you sure?
Yes! Surer than sure.
SI: Okay. Here is your Sub Class Information. Please be reminded that you can change your Sub Class again on 12 months.
{
[General-Purpose]:
Receive skill [All-Purpose]
*{All-Purpose}
Choose a Sub Class Skill (Active Only)
Reminder:
(The Sub Class provided Stats can't be assimilated)
}
That's nice. This is what I like, suited for survival.
SI: Would you choose a Sub Class Skill now or later?
I'll think about it when I reincarnate. I want to look at my situation first.
SI: As you wish. Let us continue. Next is your Main Class.
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Warrior: Power base class: +5 damage, +50 hp (Every level Up)
Knight: Power base class: +5 damage, +5 defense, +5 magic defense (Every level Up)
Hunter: Speed base class: +5 damage, +0.05% crit chance, +5 stamina P (Every level Up)
Thief: Speed base class: +5 damage, +2 atk speed, +5 stamina P (Every level Up)
Mage: Spirit base class: +5 magic damage, +25 mp, +0.05 mp regen (Every level Up)
Priest: Spirit base class: +5 magic damage, +50 mp(Every level Up)
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I'll choose the Hunter class. It's my favorite class. It has the Beast Summon, right?
SI: Yes. The Beast Summon skill is a Hunter Class basic skill. Are you sure about the Hunter Class?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
SI: Please look at your stats and skills. Oh, also in your Inventory, there are two items there. It's a gift from us.
*swipes up*
[Mastamaynd21, LVL 1](Race: Human)
{Hunter}
-General-Purpose-
HP: 150 Stamina: 105
Mana: 50
Damage: 20 Magic Damage: 15
Defense: 5 Magic Defense: 5
Power: 15 Speed: 5
Spirit: 5 Luck: 0
Atk Speed: 2 Crit Chance: 0.1%
HP regen: 1.01 hp MP regen: 1.01 mp
Stamina P regen: 1 stamina P
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[Skills]
*{Rest}
Heighten the spiritual and physical capability of the person when resting.
500% mp, stamina and hp regeneration multiplier
(Can only be used in a non-combat situation. Can't be use inside a dungeon.)
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*{Beast Summon},lvl1
Summons a Beast companion.
Beast Companion: 0/1
Mana cost: 50mp Cooldown: 1day
(Blood pact must be done to have a Beast Companion)
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*{Search},lvl1
Search for any hostile beings in the area.
Area: 20m x 20m field
Stamina cost: 10stamina P Cooldown: 60sec
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*{Poison Sting},lvl1
Put poison on your weapon.
Single attack only
Deals 25% of your damage as Nature damage every second
Duration: 5sec
Stamina cost: 25stamina P Cooldown: 10sec
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{All-Purpose},lvl1
Absorb a Sub Class Skill (Active Only) – (1)
(This skill will level up every 10Levels)
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Gold: 0 Skill Points(SP[!]): 0
Inventory Space: 8/10
Stats points: 0
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*nods* Good stats, good skills, I don't have any passives yet. But it's a good start I guess. The {All-Purpose} skill doesn't need skill points to level up. I also need to use skill points wisely.
I'm ready now! What's next?
SI: Now I'll send you to the World of Geym. Please don't forget to look at your inventory. (*Opens Magic Circle*) Mastamaynd21, you live a life of misfortune and pain. You thought that you have been freed from the shackles of VIRGINITY, but you're not. Now, you have been given a chance to live a life you yearn for. Live your life to the fullest and dream infinitely. I wish you a good life. And you may have a Good Game, Well Played. (*smiles*)
*silent*
Hey, wait, wait a minute.
*Transportation Circle process… 25%*
Wait! Where are you going to send me?
*Transportation Circle process… 50%*
SI: The World of Geym. I said it before, right?
*Transportation Circle process… 65%*
No, no, no. What I mean is that, what place are you going to send me?
*Transportation Circle process… 75%*
SI: Is it something important?
*Transportation Circle process… 85%*
It is. Totally, entirely, wholly. all synonyms of these words.
*Transportation Circle process… 95%*
SI: (*smiles*) But it's too late now. Let your luck do the thing. Have a safe trip.
*Transportation Circle process… 99%*
No… nooooo… this is not good. I have Zero Luck. Noooo… aaahhh.
*process complete*
*sucked by the portal*
...ahh
*falls from the sky*
...noooo
*BOOM*
...Ouch
*Notification ring…..*
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Author's Note:
1. Geym – well you can read it as GAME, which is also what the Geym word means game. I want to name it first as Gaym, but when you see the Gay word, it's too unfair. We should be an advocate to gender equality. So Gaym is a no, no. And Game is pretty commonly used, so I'll make my own unique and exotic names. Get ready for them.
2. P/ stamina P – which means Points. Why did I do this? Well we have to things to notice, it is: Skill Points and Stamina Points. Well, as you can see, their starting letters are the same. So, I made the Stamina Points as Stamina P.
3. SP – While Skill Points as SP.
I don't want to confuse you. That's why. And there is also Stat Points.