Senon, a teen who lived a miserable life from earth, being the son of the Earth's Greatest Thief, although one may think he lives a luxurious life, well he's right material things are the only one keeping Senon alive as every day he lives in hell! Being trained to become an "assassin" since birth, and the fierce competition with his 5 step-brothers just to gain their father's recognition so that they'll be his inheritor of tons of wealth if someone talks about his father's tons of wealth it will be the other country's national treasures.
On the final test to become the No.1 Son, Senon got killed while on the run as he filmed U.S.A's 47th president on the bed with a Japanese loli. Senon's last thoughts were "If I could've posted that on my youtube account, how many subscribers could I have then, More than that of PweDiePie?" as he breathed out his last air.
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"!!!!!" With the instinct of an assassin drilled into his bones, Senon opened his eyes as he inspected an unknown white room. "Is this a hospital room? Could John actually send medical attention to the one who caught secretly recorded a hot scene of him with a Japanese lolil?! "
"You're Awake?"
"Who are you?! Where am I" Senon found the voice coming from an orb of light.
The brightness of the orb change as it spoke "I'm what you would call "God", Why would your father make you do such a thing for a test, Aside from that I posted what you filmed, just treat it as a farewell gift to earth!"
"Mhh, what video? Do you mean the President's scandal?"
"Of course, Did you manage to film a new video before you died?" the orb's brightness faded as it's voice sound full of disappointment.
"Where could be this be, God?" Senon said respectfully as he thought to himself "This "God" doesn't resemble Jesus, or any god I know."
"Are you new to reincarnation novels?"
Naturally, Senon's hobbies included reading novels as he tried to escape reality, so he was familiar with it. Senon shook his head for confirmation.
"Then you know what'll happen next,?"
"..."
"I'll give you an ability that best resonates with your "heart".
"What does it mean by the word "heart", God?."
"Your deepest desires! All right I got it. You got the ability "World", it seems you want the freedom that badly huh"
"Does that mean I could be in an entirely different world!?"
"Well, something like that. You can't stay here for long so let's put you in a Fantasy World with magic and stuff."
"Wai-"
The light swallowed Senon as he disappeared to the continent of Dreasia.
The orb of light slowly transformed into a "human" figure, if Senon was here he surely would've asked "God" if they were twins.
"My only descendant left, and he lived a pitiful life!"
"oh well spread our genes to that world okay! Time to go back!"
Before even the figure managed to walk away, a bright light enveloped the room. The light faded away revealing a "black" person on the ground.
"God! not even a second passed and yet you're here already!" God slowly changed into an orb as he mocked the figure.
Of course, it was none other than Senon. Senon spent 3 glorious years in Dreasia, he was feared as the "Greatest Thief" as nothing was safely stored unless he didn't give a sh*t about your stuff. Senon spent half a year stealing books from the Royal Library of the Elven Kingdom. then he spent 1 and a half year learning magic and strengthening himself like those in games by killing monsters. Spent the rest of his remaining life traveling around the world with his Spirit Animal, Sonata, a midnight dream butterfly.
Until he found the love of his life, June, he already set his eyes on her and planned to have an "accidental" meeting with her when a noble suddenly kidnapped his precious June, After finding out which family he was from, He then killed the noble's entire family as all of them were involve on various crimes, just as he was about to kill the main perpetrator, The entire mansion actually exploded, resulting both of them to perish together! His blasted corpse was identified by a seer, everyone was filled with greed as they search the "Greatest Thief's Treasure Cove" but after a few years no still manage to get even a single gold coin! Little did they know that it's in another world where any civilization is nowhere to be found as Dinosaur's ruled that era.
"Hey, Kid how's your 2nd life?" God asked helplessly
Wanting another chance Senon used his acting skills as he answered with a sad face "Not bad, I guess it was just too short-lived"
"Sigh, There's nothing I could do, Did you leave any "seed" behind?"
Even if Senon wanted to lie he just answered truthfully as he saw God's helpless look.
Hearing Senon's answer, God's attitude turned 360-degree as he shouted angrily, "Damned perverts! Why couldn't they just let you leave one son behind!"
"..." I thought you could do nothing about it.
"It's okay I'll give you one more chance! This time I'll give you one of those famous "GoldenFingers" or the "System" which strengthens the mc on a novel.
"Senon, if you still can't manage to leave a descendant, I'll bring you back to Earth in the form of a dog!"
Although Senon thought that it was weird for God to care about his bloodline, he didn't think too much about it as he was being reincarnated again anyway. Senon promised with his "heart" that he will have at least 10 sons! Just to live up to God's expectations.
"Good, That's the spirit!" God exclaimed as God conjured a black
hole that swallowed Senon whole.
Before Senon was sucked up he wanted to say "Did you just read my mind?!"
"Of course, if I could grant you a system, why couldn't I make myself make my hearing a "bit" better"