"I think we need to be civilized humans here," I said, but in my mind the only thing I could think of was, 'Sh*t, f*ck, b*tch, man that f*cking sword is sharp.'
Hairy squinted his eyes at me. "You think this can be discussed civilly?!?" He cackled and waved his sword even more furiously. "YOU F*CKING SUNK MY SHIP!"
THE F*CK ARE YOU TAKLING ABOUTTTTTT?!?!?