Eureka! Hahahaha, I have to go thank that junior brother of mine! Change- it was so f*cking simple.
I walked to a relatively empty field, passing the empty buildings of the other apprentices. If I couldn't touch the menu, then couldn't I just use my voice instead?
I couldn't help it. I checked my surroundings one more time and confirmed that there was no one around me. Then, I placed my hands on my hips and threw my head back for a malicious laugh. "Muahahahahhaa!"
After my laughing session was over, I quickly sang "My Little Pony" to open the menu. I was a little sad to see "You Raise Me Up" go... NOT!
I cleared my voice before I said, "Change!"
Nothing happened.
"F*ck!"