"Ugh what is this smell and what happen? Shouldn't I be dead?"
Awaken by the foul smell, ???(No Name yet...), muttered as he remembers that he died from a thunder strike but now he is right here standing safe and sound without any injuries because he can move his body normally but somewhat weak due to exhaustion.
"Argh!"
???, cried out in pain for his head suddenly hurt like hell. His brain is receiving knowledge and information...he found out that he is in a completely different world from his which is because in this world both people and animals can cultivate and become powerful enough to lift mountain and split the sea. There are also different realms for the realm he is at is the mortal realm but if you breakthrough to the immortal realm you can go to the holy realm, hell realm, void realm, and the spirit realm. There are 16 cultivation realms but you can only cultivate up to the 9th realm which is the limit of the mortal realm but if you want to remove this limit you have to break through to the immortal realm...there is also occupations such as blacksmiths, pill master, formation master, and beast tamer...there is also hidden small worlds filled with treasures and inheritances created by celestial beings. Bloodlines also exist which heavily affect your cultivation speed and innate talent.
"Oh...Well...it seems I can finally change my destiny!" ???, laughed with joy because this is a cultivation world and this world is decided mostly by your strength instead of your appearance? He isn't too worried about his talent because since he reincarnates shouldn't he be the main protagonist of this world with a golden finger and plot armor? He learns this from reading those cultivation novels...and he also have a level system!
"Status!"
Name: Gandalf
Race: Human
Age: 60
Appearance: 60 years old (infinite)
Lifeforce: Infinite
Bloodline: None
Talent: Normal
Occupation: Wizard Apprentice 1-Low Tier
Cultivation Realm: None
Cultivation Arts: None
Wisdom: 100
Strength: 0.1
Speed: 0.1
Defense: 0.1
Energy: 0.1
Mana: 10
Magic Power: 10
Qi: 0.1
Energy regeneration: 0.01 per second
Mana regeneration: 0.1 per second
Health regeneration: 0.01 per second
Points: 0
??? " o.o "
"Wha-what is this! What the fuck is this shit I'm seeing! Why 60 years old! Talent normal? Whyyyyy!"
Both of Gandalf(New name now...) legs lose it support as he falls down with hope broken and life destroyed for he is now a 60 years old man...even though Gandalf is cool and all as he watches Lord of the rings and hobbit but no one like to be an old man fuck! And with average talent too! And plus which beauty would fall in love with an old man! And which sect would take him in for his age! And which master would accept a disciple with an old man appearance! Fuck! These blows mess up all his future and desire for the cultivation world! Why would good gave him this body! He would even accept a body with average looks because it could accomplish those things but now he is a old man and doesn't mention his lower region...virgin last life and virgin this life...he shouldn't be born to be virgin forever...right? Is he fate to be virgin...
As he was thinking of those thoughts his stomach let out a growling noise...fuck hungry at this time! Fuck that why he felt weak and exhaust, it must be food problem not good even if he Gandalf and can live forever what can he do with no energy not to mention his already weak and old body! Must found food!
Gandalf Search his surroundings to see anything he can eat or edible. Wait...why is this place smells like poop and diarrhea combine forming the legendary smell of the poo poo gods? And it dark too and it seems like I'm in an ally...don't tell me...the beggar streets in the city oh come on! First I'm an Oldman and now a status of a beggar! God you must be playing with me!
After several minutes of finding basically nothing at all Gandalf feel like he is about to died due to the exhaustion and his hunger level that is increasing every second as time goes by...
"God why you must be so cruel to me! At least give me something that allows me to find food or anything!"
Gandalf cried secretly in his heart.
"Due to Host 'Gandalf' being a idiot who can't even eat the surrounding excrements and bacteria infected plants, he was gifted a free display image map for free. Host 'Gandalf' can turn it off by 'Off' and on by 'On' but is recommended to activate it at every time."
A display message appears in front of Gandalf.
World Mini Map
Grade:???
Effect: (Passive) can be use without any act of energy consumption and time limit, shows the surrounding range of 500 meters with symbols on the map.
Description: The symbols shown the maps tell us this...Fork: Food, Red Dot: Enemy, Green Dot: Comrade, White Dot: Neither Enemy/Comrade, Purple: Spirit Beast, Yellow: Treasure, Door: Hidden Realm.
I love you so much system! Gandalf cried, "God may be cruel to me but at least I have this system who will always be by my side!"
The System, "Shut up for me..."
Gandalf, "Ok...(o.o)"
"On!"
On his left wrist a see-through display map appears showing many symbols of various dots but since he read the descriptions of the symbols all he cares about is the fork symbol.
"Fuck how many red dots is out there! And so few whites one's and basically 0 greens...and only one fork...food and it very close to me by 182 feet!"
Gandalf cries when he see only fork symbol...food in this entire street with 5 red dots so he must hurry fast before the other 5 who most likely to be bad news get there first.
Walking for several minutes led him to the spot but he can't find the food anywhere besides garbage with flies twirling around them, he felt gross out and want to puke by this sight and small but he knew he can't do so because the other 5 people might come soon so he searches and searches.
"Ah! Here it is! I-it a mantou! A bit dirty but it okay as long as its food and I can eat it!" laugh Gandalf as he founded a mostly white but have some black marks on it...but just as he about to stuff it inside his mouth he heard people shouting.
"Hi look someone is in our turf!"'
"Fuck it an old man! Hi, old man doesn't mess without turf!
"The fuck is he eating a mantou we just founded!? brothers we found a thieve in out turf robbing in front of us!"
"Beat him! No Kill him for messing with us!"
Gandalf was scared witness but he still tightly held the mantou in his right hand.
A grown man in his 40s is in front of the other 4 as they were that man subordinates. The man looks at him with killing intent in his eyes.
"Hi, old man I see you were looting our turf eh? I will give you one last chance to let go of the mantou and let us beat the shit out of you but don't worry we only best you to a half-dead state allowing you to live."
The man cruelly sneers while looking down on the old man.
"Keekee."
I laugh out loud.
"You must be joking? You want to hear my answer? It two words."'
"Fuck."
"Off."
I answer back to the man in front of me. You want me to give up the mantou while letting you beat the hat out of me? You say half-death state? Allow me to live? That the funniest joke I ever saw an old man who is extremely hungry and weak and you also want to beat me to a half-dead state? That will kill me! As I allow you to do that!
"So be it old man."
The man said with killing intentthe piece until one of them kick Gandalf in the back and after that assault, the others start their attackswere few seconds estate piece until one of them kick Gandalf in the back and after that assault, the others start their attacks on his body.
And yeah that basically what happens...boop...and guess what! While I was telling you people the last thing I finish half of the mantou hahaha! Now I will finish it all leave them with nothing!
"Ack!"
Someone landed a kick into his abdomen causing him to cough out some of the mantou into the ground while feeling pain at the same time.
"Fuck! Wait for this daddy to deal with you 5 mother fuckers!"
Gandalf yelled back at them,but what he got back was a kick in his face.
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