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Testing, testing... Is this thing on?

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Chapter 1 - SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

Going to high school means being a teen. Even if you're way past your teens, you've at least been a teen once in your life, so I think we all know what I'm talking about when I say that when in high school, COFFEE is your best friend. *VIOLENTLY SIPS ON MY COFFEE @ 2:25 IN THE MORNING* (ಥ_ಥ) Pulling all-nighters, in as normal as not handing in work on time, as well as almost screaming at your teachers and ripping your hair out when you don't get that JUICE OF THE COFFEE GODS. *angels singing in the background* So friends, never mess with someone that hasn't had their daily dose of brown goodness, or else they'll rip your face off.

Scientifically, us teens are hard-wired to be more productive and energetic during the night, (please don't ask me where I got this info, just google it cause) so why, might I ask, do we get forced to go to school at like 8:00 in the MORNING?!?! AND FOR THOSE OF US WHO SLEEP AT 3AM DAILY AND TAKES AN HOUR OF BUSSING?!?! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) AdgbUSBFwdbjkbuiBFqBQUOBF.

MORNING PEOPLE DO NOT EXIST WHEN THEE IS UPON THY TEENAGE YEARS.

Glad that got out of my system, now I just need to stop kpop and anime. Oh, the joys of adolescents.

Also, Webnovel/Qidian, you're to blame as well! I mean, staying up all night till 4am one night to finish that series you've been meaning to read for the longest time but wanted to wait for more chapters to upload, who am I to blame, mE?!?! I mean, I spend enough of my time watching kpop crack videos and my anime otps, so wHO ARE YOU TO RELEASE CHAPTERS OF MY FAV BOOK AT 1AM IN THE MORNING?!?!?!?!?!?! THE JURY HAS GIVEN THEIR VERDICT AND WEBNOVELS IS SENTENCED TO FREE CHAPTERS FOR ALL THE PEOPle FOREVER! :>

And when all the V-Lives and Webtoons update at 12 in the morning, your motto in life is sLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.

I LIVE OFF OF COFFEE, this is a fact and why I wheeze after walking up not even 3 steps of stairs, no joke. And I am fine with that (not rlly no), except COFFEE..., COFFEE COSTS MONEY. $$$$$$$ And unlike those kids who get like 100$ a month, I, am BROKE. I AM LITERALLY DOING OTHER KIDS HOMEWORK FOR THEM SO I CAN GET MONEY SO I CAN FEED THIS MONSTER STOMACH OF MINE AND COFFEE!!!! aAIUFba;oub:AVFVQOCAVSC. "But coffee is cheap," that annoying person that everybody hates but doesn't because they aren't trying to be annoying and because your parents said that you need to be a nice person says, "you can just buy a large container of powdered coffee and live off of that!" Well, annoying person that I want to hate but cannot, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT I'M TOO BROKE TO BUY EVEN THAT?!?!?! NO, I DON'T THINK YOU DID, SIR, NO YOU DIDN'T! AND EVEN WHEN I DO, IT IS NEVER CAFFEINATED ENOUGH FOR ME TO NOT FALL ASLEEP ON THE BUS AND MISS MY STOP AND BE *2 HOURS* LATE TO SCHOOL, DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT SIR, I DON'T THINK SO!!!! (╯°□°)╯︵/(.□. )

But it's okay, I mean, I can always just move to Finland. ヽ(;▽;)ノ