G-dog was trying to live a peaceful day in his enclosure at the zoo. It was night, the sun was down, and he was getting ready to party.
During the day G-dog would stare at a cut out of an alligator anthropomorphized into a girl. This cut out was called Ululuh and G-dog was in love with it. He would stare at it all day long, he even tried he could to touch it. They even had to separate G-dog from Ululuh so that he would eat.
Because of how G-dog was acting he became famous all around the world. People even started to call him Lime-kun, G-dog wasn't sure why he acquired such a weird title, but he thought it sounded pretty cool.
All of this would change for G-dog though. During the daytime he was trying to climb up and touch his beautiful Ululuh when he heard two people talking.
Guy number one said.
"Is this the crocodile the boss wants?
Guy number two looked at guy number one like an idiot and said.
"This is an alligator you numbskull, alligators are much more beautiful, gracious, and loving creatures."
Guy number one then said
"I would love to hear you say that if you were beneath its teeth."
Guy number two said.
"Do you know how many people died from alligators in the last two years? The number is zero, ok, zero people died from alligators in the last two years. The last person that did die from an alligator was ninety years old. So, stop making yourself look like an idiot and shut up."
G-dog wasn't sure how any of this pertained to him. Even if it did he wouldn't care, after all people came from all around to see "the mighty Lime-kun."
Now though it was night. Just like every night G-dog crawled in to his burrow and stared at the pictures of Ululuh he had on the wall. Just like every night he started to fall asleep while starring at her beautiful scaly face, but right before he could fall asleep he heard grunts outside.
He crawled out of his burrow and saw the same guys that were here earlier in the day. The only difference was this time they had these elongated metal and wood stick things with them. G-dog wasn't sure exactly what they were, but they gave him this feeling of fear "exploding" inside of him.
Actually, it's not fear G-dog thought. It was pain, and why did that weird thing shoot out fire but only for a second. G-dog couldn't help but think why didn't they bring extra batteries for those oddly long flash lites.
Poor G-dog could feel as if some weird viscus liquid was pouring out of him. He looked over at the two funny men that entered his enclosure and tried to smile at them.
When guy one and guy two saw Lime-kun look over at them they were terrified. Then to make it even worse, it opened its mouth and showed all of its hideous gleaming white teeth at them. They were so horrified that they started to run without looking back like their life depended on it, because they thought it did.
G-dog was confused with these people's actions but didn't care to question it. Then G-dog looked at his precious Ululuh, then he died.
What G-dog didn't know was that the following morning when the zoo opened and found his body they were horrified. Even the other animals were too. One gorilla tried to tell a young child about what happened, but he was shot by a distraught zoo keeper. No one really cared about this gorilla much though his name was haram something.
What people were truly distraught over was the death of Lime-kun. There was even a #Lime-kun that got started to honor him, someone even started a d*** out for Lime-kun. It was all a truly beautiful site, but sadly it was a site G-dog would never see.