"YOUR SCREWED."
I could only answer with.
"Huh?"
"You fool, why did you have to evolve your bloodline. Idiot, moron, retard, dumbass, UUGGGGHH."
She has finally lost it huh?
"Wait, isn't it a good thing for me to get stronger? Wouldn't that be good for you as well?"
"Everything needs moderation. Your not some main character from a story, you don't have plot armor where everything just goes your way. The lamia in detroit are making their way over to search for you. The higher tiered draconians are looking for any signs of you. The bloody goblins are even searching for you!"
"Why?"
She stops her scolding for a second to give me a look of utter disdain, I felt a little embarrassed and couldn't make eye contact. Once I looked away she continued.
"Just like in your little stories, anything to do with dragons is super important. Even if you only have a minor dragon bloodline the attraction to other races, especially races that have connections to reptiles or the dragons themselves. The draconians could possible use you to advance their own bloodline back to their ancestors. Don't get me wrong most wouldn't because of their reverence towards bloodline users, but other draconians with bloodlines probably won't be able to resist the temptation."
Huh, maybe it won't be my brothers or companions that suck my bloodline dry after all.
"The lamia can also crossmate and their are being driven made by the temptation of you, not to mention your bloodline evolved from a serpent bloodline. Just the few pheromones you released at that school made it's way over to detroit and sent them raving made. The queen wants to use you as a breeding tool."
Honestly I that doesn't sound terrible if I'm honest with myself but I have to put on a scared face or she will just insult me again.
"Good your starting to understand how bad your situation is. Finally those stupid little green men want to capture you to get your bloodline threw interbreeding. Goblins hold bloodlines users almost at the same level as gods, the only difference is that they want to capture them and make the bloodline their own. They have an obsession with even weak bloodlines, your minor dragon bloodline is like fresh drugs in front of a ten day sober addict. You are literally driving them crazy with trying to find you. Whatever you do, DON'T RELEASE ANY MORE OF YOUR POISON INTO THE AIR."
She starts to take deep breaths in an attempt to calm down, this draws my eyes towards her chest heaving up and down. I quickly shake my head but they truly are weapons of mass destruction, I almost can't resist my own temptation.
"Now then, even if you have caused yourself some troubles I will admit your progress is impressive. Not to mention the fact that my virgin little brother is now playing around with a pair of twins. Do you need your big sister to give you any tips, better yet I could show you some techniques?"
Wait, isn't her change in moods a little fast? She doesn't have a virus or something in her data right. Maybe all AIs are a little crazy or with my luck mine is the crazy one.
"No I think I'm fine. Anyways what should I do now? Do I keep hunting or should I stop?"
She starts shaking her head causing her chest to start swaying side to side. Wow what I would do, maybe after giving away my V card I started to notice my desires a little more. I hope its not the bloodline messing with my head.
"You should keep hunting, especially you need to make sure you to finish that overlord task. It shouldn't take you much effort to fully tier up all your systems at this point, but be careful. Once you fully tier up you might go through a transformation. Now that your bloodline has evolved the odds are even higher it will happen to you."
"Transformation? I won't grow scales and a tail right?"
"Possible but probably not at this point, more than likely your body will just be remolded into a better version of itself with some slight changes from your bloodline. Of course there is a small possibility larger changes can happen, just a fair warning."
"Sounds painful."
"Oh, it will be."
Her smile is really disturbing me, I'm starting to get chills down my spine.
"Don't worry I'm sure you will be fine. As long as a mutation does not occur at that time it will be bearable."
I'm totally screwed aren't I huh. Now that she's said it I will totally have a mutation happen and experience hell. Sigh. I would rather her have said, Oh what could go wrong. Why me.
"Oi, don't pout so much. Be a man. Anyways in the end you just need to make sure you are in that basement armory of yours when it happens. When you go through the transformation your pheromones will also go through a transformation and it would be like sending a signal into the sky, I am here come get me. Or something like that."
"Ok so. One careful when I go through a full tier up. Two don't release my poison into the air anymore than I have to. Three be sure to finish the remaining tasks. Did I miss anything?"
"Nope that about covers it. Also be sure to warn that big brother of your to be careful making friends, some are even more dangerous than enemies."
"Huh?"
"Just give my warning, I can't tell you anything else. For the love of god all the points I just lost telling you your situation. You better survie little brother or else this big sister won't let you go so painlessly."
Gulp
I could only nod my head at her threat because her face has such a scary smile on it.
"Good now you can play around with the little ones before going back, big sister has things to do."
Wow she's gone, her mood swings really go from the north pole to the south pole way to fast. I wonder if I should recommend she use some anti virus software.
I look down and I see Frost just staring at me, I pat her head and she smiles. Victor quickly tries to get my attention and I start patting his head as well.
"Ok you to, is there anything you want to say while we are here?"
Victor thinks for a second before answering.
"More food."
"You already said that."
"Women."
"To young denied."
"More alligators?"
"I can look into it."
Finally making progress he smiles and nods his head like he just completed a great challenge. I should probably be able to get some more if I post a bounty with decent rewards on the forum.
I look at Frost and she nods.
"Get rid of other girls."
"Denied."
After pouting.
"Don't sleep with other girls."
"Denied."
Her pout grows and it starts to hurt to look at, finally after a few moments.
"More play time with big brother?"
"That's fine, we can play some more in the mornings."
Her face finally lights up.
"Yay."
She leans forward and kisses me on the check. Afterward she blushes and looks away. Hmm, I wonder if she wanted to try it after watching the twins do it. I just start rubbing her head with a smile, I wonder if this is what a dad that gets some affection from his daughter feels like.
With that I suppose I should play around with them while were here, it's not like we always come here and they are adorable in human form. Frost looks like a little fairy and Victor looks like an adventurous four year old alligator hunter. I wonder if he would be insulted by that reference.
"Ok lets play some games before going back to sleep"
They cheer at that as we play a few games like tag or horsey before finally drifting back off to sleep.
Opening my eyes I'm back in my room with the twins at my side, Victor by my feet, and Frost on my chest. Sigh, I wish I could just stay like this. Today I have a feeling that things are going to be difficult, I better talk to Erik sooner rather than later. For now though a few more minutes of this won't be the end of the world.
Just like that I relax while thinking about what my day will have instore as the first day of Evo Wars truly beginning.