Before I tell you my current situation...I'm going to tell you my story...
I was born in 2005...at New York and something else I forgot...but here my broth story...1 second of life my mother died from giving birth to me...1 day my father abandon me because he thinks I'm the cause of my mother death...but one thing I can fucking say for sure it his good damn fault! I mean my mother at that time was just 9 years old! 9 mother fucking years old! And my father at that time was 38! Wtf why would you I'm impregnated a 9 years old! I know you fall in love and that when you first met her on a wealthy party or something like that but you kidding me!? Are your lust this big? And yeah...I got sent to an orphan center at the age of 3...and no one adopted me...when I'm at the age of 15 the orphan center kicked me out...because they say I'm too big for them to feed on...but there are others that are older than me...I guess it because my father somehow bride them with money...
At the age of 18...I later went to the countryside and began to farm and later beaming a potato farmer...yes I farm potatoes...you got a problem with that! I mean without us, the potato farmers! You guys wouldn't even get to eat potato chips and French fries! But at the age of 27...I suddenly got affect by some kind of myth illness thing...the legendary potato God poison...and yeah I died within 1 hour...with no pain and other negative effects...yea...I guess that consider fair I mean I died with no pain and even though I died...I died with no regrets after all I mean my life is terrible here well fuck this shit I'm going to tell you all my true feelings well...here is my true God damn feelings so listen closely...
*middle finger*
Fuck potatoes, fuck potato farmers, fuck my rich-ass father, and most of all fuck my life!
*R.I.P*
*Heres lies Xiao Zhao who died from his own job*
*He dies with no regrets*
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God place...
Xiao Zhao "Mmm? I thought I died from the 'legendary potato god poison' or is it just a dream...because there is nothing here beside the white room of nothing..."
As Xiao Zhao, look around a ball of light appeared in front of him. Xiao Zhao cover his eyes with his hands until the bright light disappeared slowly which reveal a average looking middle age man with silver eyes pupil, silver with some white mixed color hair, and he is also wearing a normal but pleasant white suit.
Xiao Zhao "Who...are...you?"
A mysterious man who currently seem to like white "Me? Well I'm god of course,"
Xiao Zhao "God? So this is heaven? So I really died from the 'legendary potato God poison' ."
*Sigh*
Xiao Zhao "So want do you want? Lemme guess? Sent me to heaven? Hell? Or somewhere where the dead 'really'go?"
The man who seen to be called 'God' "Nonono! You misunderstood me! I don't want anything from you(God: Not to mention you are basically poor anyway...and nothing to offer to me because I can do anything I want...well let go back to business...)! All I want to give you is another life."
Xiao Zhao "Why?"
The God "Well, you see when I was eating my jelly frost donut with coffee I accidentally spill the coffee...on the destiny and fate papers...well I mean there I only spill on yours because I finish the others...well let not talk about why I left yours alone...so I throw it away and try to remake it...but oh well I forgot your name too...because I haven't seen your name on the destiny and fate paper yet...which end up messing your destiny..."
Xiao Zhao "Wait hold it for a second!"
The God "Yes?"
Xiao Zhao "Let get this straight...you mess up my destiny and fate by spilling your coffee into it?"
The God "Yea so?"
Xiao Zhao "Why can't you reverse time? Or recreate one, after all, you god aren't you?"
The God "Yea about that the destiny and fate paper can't be created by me it created out when a life like was created...and the time thing? Who do you think I am? The God of time? And oh...I have goldfish memory...so I forgot all about that incident."
Xiao Zhao "Then how did you know that I'm the one with his destiny and fate being ruin by a coffee?"
The God "Well about that you seeeee..."
The God eyes went into his left.
Xiao Zhao follow the god vision
List of Ruin Destiny
#1= Xiao Zhao: Destiny and fate ruined by a coffee spill.
Xiao Zhao "..."
Xiao Zhao "Why am I the only one in the list..."
The God "Because you the first one to have his destiny and fate to be ruined."
Xiao Zhao "..."
The God "So you wanna have a second life?"
Xiao Zhao "Alright..."
The God "Alright!"
Xiao Zhao "But first...but my second life going to be like...am I going to be human? Or an animal?"
The God "Nah it a cultivation world so no it doesn't matter(Because beast can cultivate and forms human body) and you going to be something (God Smirk) very 'interesting'."
Xiao Zhao feels his danger instincts is tingling.
Xiao Zhao "What do you mea-."
Our poor protagonist Xiao Zhao never get to finish his sentence as he disappears in a blink of an eye...
The God "Oh btw fellow readers...yes I can see you...because I'm god...well I'm going to tell you something that Xiao Zhao will never know...I can do all of those things that he says earlier(The time reversal thing...and memory thing, and others :3 )
The God "Well I'm out so see ya later! I hope to see you guys again!"
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In Cultivation World...And also Blue Sky Continent...Also...The capital city of Blue Sky Empire...Blue Sky City...lol...in the commoner area...
What-where am I? Oh I forgot reincarnation...wait what dafaq kind of situation is this?
Xiao Zhao could see clearly that 3 kids who each seem to be 7 or 8 years old we're wearing common clothing of seem to be the style of the cultivation world? And they were also kicking him around...Wait could this be one of those situations where I am the abandon young master who have no talent? But later on, I unlock my hidden potential and was given a golden finger? Wait...a second...something seem odd here...
Xiao Zhao felt something was a wrong because how we're the kids at their age seem to possess the power to kick him around so easily and not to mention he felt no pain...wait no pain? Seeing this was extremely off about this he look at himself and the moment he saw his appearance he want to kill himself...because right now he is a lump piece of some kind of metal piece with burned and broken parts...but one thing for sure he was right about abandon as he was an abandoned piece to some sort of blacksmith...yep you got to right folks...2 life...2 similar beginnings...abandon...heehee...
Xiao Zhao roar loudly "Fuckkk yo, ugod! When this daddy became pp in this world and I became a God too somehow I will go back to my world and ***********!"...but no one can hear him...
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Afterward back on earth...in God place...
The God was sleeping in a King size bed with white everything...
"Achoo!" the God sneeze...which wakes him up...
The God muttered "Mmm? Did someone talk behind my back? But I'm pretty sure I did my job right and equal...must be my imagination." and he later went back to sleep...
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Meanwhile back in cultivation world...Blue sky...fuck this shit...blue sky everything I'm out...
Our poor protagonist 'Xiao Zhao' was getting kick right and left...torture by the 3 kids...
Soooooooo did you guys enjoy? Continued or no? It up to you to decided!