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Chapter 11 - Bathing the Demon Dog (1)

Yun Xie's flawless and soft skin appeared in front of the dog's dark and round eyes. Yun Xie initially thought that she had nothing to hide or be shameful about on her body, but the moment she opened the door and saw the demon lord looking at her, she immediately hid her entire body behind the door.

Except for the height, her current body still bears a strong resemblance to what she formerly looked like in the cultivation world. Part of it may be because she used her own Qi to repair this body, and also because of her own innate aura.

It was only for a moment, but the demon dog was able to see her body. His round eyes darkening as he stared unmoving. He wasn't able to move for a while as that little scene kept on repeating in his brain.

"...Stop looking!"

The little dog was suddenly shaken awake by Yun Xie's voice. He immediately averted his gaze and awkwardly walked on four paws, not daring to look at her as she hid behind the door.

Internally, the demon dog is frowning. Why the hell is he averting his gaze? He is the great Demon God! The feared, ruthless, and bloodthirsty demon god! Why is he acting like a damned maiden in front of a stupid, extremely stupid, deity?! He has already seen countless great beauties in his long life!

And now you're telling him that he just stared at an idiot's body? He wants to gouge his cute little eyes out and delete that scene from his mind!

Alderam grudgingly bit a towel that has been folded into a triangular shape. He turned his round furry little body and threw the white towel to her feet.

"Wipe yourself. After that, help this Lordship bathe...Woof!" He grimly ordered her.

Yun Xie picked up the towel, her face also grim like the Demon God's.

Who does this dog think he is? How dare him order her around? This deity can kick his rude little butt easily!

"Hurry. We still need to get out of this damn world! Woof!" Not seeing her move with a dark expression on her face, the demon god angrily reminded her. Yun Xie repressed her annoyance and pushed it into the bottom of her heart.

The Demon God is also indeed very angry. He just got out of his own seal, now he was caught up in another seal? And it's not even for him, nor was it his own fault, but because of an accident made by an idiot!

"Don't look." Yun Xie severely told the demon dog. She walked out behind the door with the white towel covering her naked body.

Yun Xie saw that the Demon God was busy playing with the water with his cute paws. It seemed that he kept his word and didn't look at her. Seeing this, Yun Xie was relieved and relaxed her guard.

Little did she know, dogs have wider peripheral visions than humans! The demon god's eyes are extremely sensitive towards motion and can even see clearly at a distance. He has long seen Yun Xie's body out of the corner of his eyes!

Seeing Yun Xie's wet body, the Demon Dog couldn't avert his gaze. Even though Yun Xie's body is covered with a towel, it only accentuated her body's appeal even further. The Demon Lord's eyes trailed on Yun Xie's ample bosom and moved down.

Yun Xie involutarily shivered. She immediately looked around everywhere to find that source of uneasiness, finally stopping on the demon dog, but she saw that it's still busy playing with the water.

Where did that uncomfortable feeling came from?

Yun Xie shivered and hurriedly went out of the bathroom, closing the door and blocking the Demon God's view. When her figure was finally blocked by the door, the demon dog shivered, slipped and fell on the water, flailing his little paws around. When he climbed out of the water, the Demon Dog pursed his imaginary lips.

Yun Xie finally dried herself with the towel. She inspected everything inside the room to find clothes.

When she opened a large cabinet, all kinds of female clothes were in there. She inspected each of those clothes, frowning as they are all unusual.

Where are the robes...?

Yun Xie continued searching, making an entire mess out of the room. There are a lot of clothes she tried, but she had trouble putting them on and tossed it away.

"Mn?" She took out a red, robe like thing out of the drawer. She raised her hand and looked over it, nodding. It's still a little bit different, but it's the most comfortable one she has seen so far.

She wore the dark-red robe and tied the belt. She tilted her head, not used to this weird robe. It felt like it was not covering her body well, as some part of her chest and her collarbone can be seen if she moved too much. How she missed her robes in the cultivation world... Those robes do not even need any cleaning, and it can even deflect attacks. It was also warm and cozy to use.

"Woof? Are you done?" She heard a low muffled woof inside the bathroom. She walked towards it and opened the door, seeing the demon dog obediently sitting near the tub.

"Damned dog. Hurry up and jump into the water." She raised her chin smugly, pointing at the tub.

"Do you want this Lord to drown? Take that showerwoof." The Demon God pointed his paw towards the shower hanging on the wall.

Yun Xie furrowed her brows. Isn't that a snake? You think you can fool this deity? This deity has seen through your evil intentions!

Yun Xie internally smiled. She decided to act as if he has not seen the Demon Lord's trap and intentionally fall into it. She reached for the silver snake and held it tightly on its head. Now it cannot bite her.

"Turn that knob over there to the right. You should at least know where the right is, woof."

Yun Xie frowned from the dog's words. Keep barking, demon dog. See how this deity will take her revenge.

She obediently obeyed the demon god and turned the knob. The moment she did, poison saliva squirted out of the snake she's holding.

Aha! So this is your trick, stupid dog?!

Yun Xie evily smiled and aimed it towards the little dog.

"Die! You thought you can trick this deity?!"

"Idiot, stop!"

"You cannot trick this deity!"

"Woof! Fucking idiot!" The Demon God couldn't contain his anger anymore as he takes hit from the raging water. Yun Xie turned the knob to the max, so there's a lot of water coming out of it.

"What did you say!?" Yun Xie angrily screamed and continued shooting the water towards the poor dog.

If other people see this scene, they can either see a crazy girl in her bathrobes bullying her poor little dog, or a cute, alluring girl laughing with her dog as they played with each other.

"Woof! I said, turn it down! That's a damned shower used for cleaning the body!"

"Ah? It's not poison?!"

"It isn't! Woof!"

Yun Xie frowned. If it was indeed poison, then the dog should've long been dead now. It seems that the Demon God is not tricking her.

"Turn it woff!"

"Ah..?" Yun Xie still couldn't get out of her doubts.

"That knob, turn it back! To the left!" Alderam barked. She nodded, but because she has been tugging and pulling the shower ferociously from chasing Alderam as she shoots water towards him, the shower has long on the verge of breaking down and crying.

The shower hose finally breathed its last moment and fulfilled his mission to this world, saying goodbye to this world as water blasted from where its end was connected.

"F*ck!" The demon dog cursed. He just wanted to have a relaxing bath, why is this happening to him?! Is that too much to ask?!