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Chapter 9 - The Overpowered Toilet is Back!

They finally arrived home. Yun Xie was long bored from sitting inside the car, she wants to move around now. The moment the old man told her they have arrived, she immediately searched and groped the door, looking for the way to open it.

She frowned. How is this darned thing opened? If only she has her Spiritual Energy right now!

The old man went out of the car and opened the door for his young miss, worriedly watching his young miss.

It seems that he needs to really talk to the Masters about the Young Miss's situation...

When the old man opened the door, Yun Xie immediately went out, and Alderam leaped his little body out of the car as well. Yun Xie stared at the huge, and enormous mansion towering in front of her. The windows were unnecessarily huge, and instead of the common grass and soil, the land was paved with marbles and cement. There were strange arcs and columns everywhere.

It was built in a strange way and this is the first time Yun Xie has seen such a structure, just like the school from earlier. From where they came through is a pair of large sophisticated iron gates, A magnificently built fountain was sprouting clear water towards the sky in the middle of the lawn. The water fell into the crystal blue water and created ripples.

But other than the foreign way it was constructed, it didn't faze Yun Xie that much. As she can see, the materials of this house cannot even compare to one of her properties in the Cultivation World.

In the cultivation world, even without including the stuff her master passed down, she already has countless temples, pagodas, mansions, well... everything! And all of it is made with rare, expensive materials like pure jade! Comparing this mansion to her properties is akin to comparing a diamond to a pebble. No matter how perfect a pebble's surface is, it is still a pebble.

Well, if even one of Yun Xie's property ended up in this No Spiritual World, then it would truly be in chaos. It really cannot compare to what is in here. But too badβ€” She doesn't even have any speck of her powers left. She can only use her intellect to fend for herself in this world...

If she has it.

Alderam started to walk on four paws. It turned its head towards Yun Xie, signaling her to follow him inside.

The moment she stepped inside, she almost panted heavily. This, this is exactly what she sees in those drawings! These are the items in there!

Is she really in that world? Hehe, where's the male lead then!? She needs to fight with him! And then, maybe her spring after thousands of years of drought will finally come after their fight!

"Young miss, welcome back." People wearing monotonous dresses greeted her the moment she stepped inside. They all bowed down but there's not a speck of respect in their eyes. Yun Xie was already used to being bowed to by other people, so she did not mind it much. One of the maids spoke without any emotion, "Your bath has been prepared."

"En."She confidently walked between them, not batting an eye as she elegantly climbed the stairs led by a white little dog. When Yun Xie finally disappeared from the servant's eyes, they all couldn't believe themselves.

What was that noble, and dignified air coming out from her? Even through all that blood and mess, why is she still so noble? Her every move were graceful as if a royalty herself. Their miss seems like she changed into a completely new person, lacking every bit of timidness from before! It was as if she stands above everyone, and no one else can enter her eyes. As if everything is as it should be. She even bravely walked between them.

If it was before, she would've avoided all of them and ran into her room with her head low!

The servants all turned towards the Old man, but the old man only helplessly shook his head. 'Don't ask me. I know nothing.'

Well, no matter. Her cousins are coming here for the banquet... No matter what, they can only feel pity towards this bullied young miss. The servants looked at each other in anticipation of what would happen during the party. Some started to chat ways on how their young miss will once again lose face in front of others.

Alderam led Yun Xie into a room. He taught Yun Xie how to use the doorknob because Yun Xie only knows how to destroy doors. When they went inside, Yun Xie exclaimed as she surveyed each unfamiliar item, "This is my room?"

"Woof." Alderam nodded. "Open this door for me."

"Why did you know this stuff?" Yun Xie stopped touching the items inside the room as she walked towards where the Demon Dog is currently pointing at. She still has a lot of time to touch them later anyway. She turned the doorknob as how the Demon God taught her how.

The moment Yun Xie opened the door, another strange world was opened up to her.

It was a tiled, white room filled with strange utilities. There was an enormous bowl filled with hot water where steam is currently rising, and a silver snake coiled into something strange that looked like a mushroom.

But the most shocking this was... her nemesis is there, the giant white bowl-chalice!

It seems that in this world, experts are as common as the clouds!

"Damned thing! You dare follow this deity here?!" Yun Xie immediately went to fight the toilet. "Ha! Don't think this deity will let you escape!"

Yun Xie immediately gathered up all her strength. Alderam can only facepaw himself as he watch this idiot girl fight against a toilet. When she was about to destroy it with a kick, Alderam stood on the toilet and raised his paw. It seems like he has to teach everything to this idiot deity. "Woof. Idiot. That's a toilet. It's not alive, don't destroy it."

Alderam covered his eyes with his cute little paw. Why is he stuck with this muscle-brained girl? He's the feared and great Demon God! Damn it!

"What?!" Yun Xie was flabbergasted, "But it attacked me earlier!"

"It won't! Woof!" Alderam barked, "See how this Lordship attacks you!"

Yun Xie's eyes narrowed as she eyed the accursed toilet, doubt still on her face. Alderam leaped out of the toilet. It's not good if this idiot deity destroyed everything and raise suspicions on themselves.

He still does not know what kind of seal it is, so they need to act with caution.

"What is this for?"

'It's for lessening some of your shitty ideas.' Alderam thought to himself.

"Woof. It's where you remove your bodily wastes." Alderam barked as he struggled to climb the bathtub.

"What? Then, this deity has no use for it."

"That would be if you were in your immortal body. Right now, your body has no cultivation. You will use it in the future."

Yun Xie frowned. Indeed, the demon dog is correct.

Since he said that it was safe, Yun Xie decided to inspect it closer. Such a strong opponent can't be just used for dumping wastes, right?

Or is this world just that strong?

Yun Xie sat on it like the queen she is, but nothing happened. She decided to press the buttons beside the toilet one by one as she felt her butt warming up. It was comfortable. She raised her eyebrows in amusement. She pressed another one, and a powerful jet of water attacked her butt.

She immediately shrieked and stood up, holding her wet butt. The toilet automatically flushed as she stood up.

She looks like she peed her pants now.

When she looked at it again, there's nothing. It was back to what it earlier was. Damned green tea bitch, pretending as if it didn't attack her!

While Yun Xie is struggling with the toilet, the demon dog is still struggling to climb the bathtub.