Yun Xie gave a mischievous grin towards the little pup. The pup immediately quieted down unmoving. It gazed its dark eyes towards Yun Xie, immense coldness emitting from his tiny body.
"This Lordship can trap you here forever. Do you dare?"
Yun Xie immediately retracted her grin. There's just no teasing with this mad little thing.
The old man was already lost between the two of them as one human and one dog stare at each other, so he chose to be quiet instead. His Young Miss is really strange today...
"You. Let him in. I shall bring that thing with me."
"Yes, miss." The old man nodded. He stooped down to carry the pup when it smacked his hands away with his little paw. The pup walked and entered the car on its own, emanating dignity. It even jumped to reach inside the car!
The man, with his old age, thought that nothing would faze him anymore. But it seems that the world is still indeed full of surprises.
Seeing that the two of them has entered the car, the old man closed the door and entered the driver's seat and started the car.
Yun Xie excitedly rubbed the car's seat and comfortably sat on it. 'This is the thing that that man sat on!'
When the car started moving, Yun Xie stared at the moving sceneries outside the window with wonder. The views outside aren't the normal lush trees. It was full of people and structures filled with strange things. There is even a rectangular box pasted on a tall pagoda-looking thing, showing a pretty girl and her pearly white teeth, then the girl transformed into a red tube with letters.
The old man kept glancing at Yun Xie through the rear mirror with a complicated expression. He is already confused and lost inside, but he showed no signs of it on his aged face. His miss is really weird today. But, it seemed that she also regained her confidence, which is a nice thing. He has always been worried for her, and her being like this is a relief for him. So far, he has seen no negatives regarding the change in his young miss except that she looks like a newborn that just saw the world. Just, how would the masters react?
"How does this mount work? I do not feel any spiritual energy coming from this mount. Does this thing cultivate itself? But through what? What kind of energy does it absorb?" Yun Xie asked, turning to the little dog elegantly sitting beside her.
The old man took it upon himself to answer her strange question. He doesn't know what kind of right answer his young miss is expecting for that question, so he just answered with what he knows. "...With gasoline..."
"I see, I see. So this 'gaso-line' is this world's Dao?" Yun Xie sternly nodded.
"What..." The old man unconsciously voiced out his inner thoughts. Someone, please tell him what's happening.
"Miss Xie, do you want to go to the hospital?" The old man worriedly asked.
"What did you just say? Hos.. Horse fecal?" Yun Xie's face immediately turned grim. Coldness and killing intent rose from her voice, "Old man. You dare present horse fecal to this deity? You must have been tired of living!"
Presented with Yun Xie's bloodlust from thousands of years full of bloodshed in the cultivation world, the old man couldn't help but tremble, his poor old heart jumping out of his chest. He didn't say anything wrong, why is his young miss this angry? He was just worried and suggested her to the hospital!
Because of the fear, the old man didn't realize that Yun Xie said 'Horse Fecal', completely mishearing and misunderstanding his good intentions. Well, who can blame them for not knowing each other's thoughts and culture? Yun Xie has no idea what a hospital is.
...Except for the Demon God who's laughing internally right now. He has no intentions of clearing up this misunderstanding.
"Yo,young Miss is mistaken. This old one doesn't dare do so. This old one is just worried for young miss's body."
Yun Xie's anger clearly still didn't subside.
"Cough...whimper.." Hearing a strange noise from beside her, Yun Xie turned her head over, only to see a dirty, white dog with its little back turned towards her, its little body awkwardly trembling.
"What is it?" Yun Xie frowned and tried to peer towards Alderam's face. But, the latter only averted his round face even more, his body trembling up and down.
Yun Xie didn't know why, but she felt like she was being ridiculed right now. Her lips twitched, "What is it?"
Alderam didn't answer her.
She pursed her lips. All her excitement has died down now, and she just lazily reclined on her seat while watching the outside scenery.
Watching her earlier scary miss, the old man's really finding it hard to understand his young miss's temper. Just earlier, it was angry too. But now she looks fine.
But it seemed like the miss likes that dog. So he asked, "Young miss? Is something wrong with your dog?"
"Yes. There is." A lot is wrong with its brain.
The Demon God immediately stopped laughing. He turned his round eyes towards her. "Woof. (Stop.)"
"Should this old man take him for a checkup? It's not good to pick up a stray. It must be diagnosed by a vet first before you take it."
Alderam immediately paled, but it went unnoticed under his fluffy fur. Once again, it softly barked, "Woof. (Stop. Stop him.)
"What's a vet?" Yun Xie didn't pay him attention and asked.
The old man didn't think any further. After witnessing his young miss's random mood, he didn't dare question her any further. "It's a doctor for animals. We should take the stray dog to an animal hospital."
"Woof! (Senile old man, stop babbling!)" Alderam stood on four paws and started to yelp aggressively, completely dispersing his earlier lofty air. Alderam immediately jumped into the passenger's seat and glared at the old man.
If it wasn't for his cute appearance, his glare would've surely worked. The old man just glanced at it before Yun Xie grabbed his little body away and brought him into her lap.
What happened that made this guy lose his cool? It looked like he wanted to bite him. And that old man brought up horse fecal again. Maybe he does this with everyone else, or horse fecal is a thing in this world? Or maybe, he likes it so much that he wants others to like it too? Just like that sect elder in the cultivation world. The moment he had a daughter, he just wouldn't stop talking about her to the point of being annoying.
But the Demon Lord... Does the demon lord hate it that much?
Thinking so, Yun Xie grinned. "Sure. But bring him there tomorrow, I still need him for something."
If the Demon God had his fists, they would've surely been clenched tightly into a ball now and is already on their way towards Yun Xie's face. The Demon Lord trembled in anger and bit Yun Xie's hand that has been stroking him again.
"You little rascal, see how I deal with you later." Yun Xie spoke in a low voice while touching her twice bitten hand. She can't use her Qi anymore to heal it!