As I awoke to the sight of my new body I was first brimming with happiness. But that very quickly gave way to extreme depression. Followed by the desire for suicide so I could try getting myself a new life…
Here is the basic run down.
I had originally wanted to be reincarnated as a woman. However, when I woke up I was definitely not a woman.
See here, there is a reason for me wanting to be a girl. That way I don't have to worry about finding a suitable mate for myself. They will all come and fight over me like alpha males!
Sadly, I found myself in the body of such an alpha male, >_
I was so angry, I really felt like running back to the netherworld and beating that stupid Yama up! However there is no return policy for life, so if I really did commit suicide not only would there be no warranty to protect me but I would also go back to zero kp… Thus I reluctantly decided it was better to be an alpha male than to be something which was not intelligent.
Turns out, in this life I was the crown prince of the state of Lin. My name was definitely not Liu Meili, but rather Lin Ye. Lin is my last name but it was also the character for forest, thus making my name Forest leaf… Seriously, there is no way for anyone to venerate me if I have such a puny sounding name. Just imagine what they say!
"Crown Prince Forest Leaf!"
"oooh, it's the magnificent Crown Prince Forest Leaf, just like a single leaf in a forest of trees…"
I could already here the many taunts going around my head. I would certainly need to come up with a more suitable name for myself and get this thing changed. It was simply absurd for me to willingly call myself that!
"Elder brother Ye, elder brother Ye! You promised to go with me to the Liu manor today!" the voice of a little girl no older than 13 awoke me from my reverie. According to the memories which had just been implanted into my brain this girl should be…
Wait a minute…
Where are the memories which were supposed to be implanted into my brain?!?!?!
Oh F*** Yama you really like to play with people!
Just kidding!
I did have memories, and they were perfect to. Not a single moment missing. If someone were to test me on Lin Ye's life I would probably have scored higher than the original dude. Oh wait, you probably already knew I had memories from when I told you I was the Crown Prince of the State of Lin. I need to get better at this sort of stuff so there will be some anticipation for what I have to say.
Oh well, that concludes the setup of my autobiography. Follow my autobiography if you want to read more. When this novel reaches 50 followers, I will release the next chapter!
Joking of course, I don't even think we have that many users who actually read others stories…
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Hahaha! Were you tricked into thinking that the chapter was over?!?!
I bet you were!
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Scroll down a bit more if you want to read the rest of the chapter!
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And now, Chapter 4 – The last setup chapter.
Joking, you already read most of it. I was just trolling you because I was bored.
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Trolled you again!
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Now I shall stop being annoying!
So after that little 13 year old girl's face finally appeared before me, I only had one thought running through my head.
"What a cute Panda!" ^_^
The little girl was actually very slim but here baby fat had yet to disappear making her somewhat chubby.
Naturally for her to call me her elder brother, she was a princess of Lin. Yes she was my blood sister from the same mother and no, I will not marry her in the future.
Regardless, the important thing to take away is that I have a little sister who is 13. I was actually 19 years old. And the reason I had promised to go with her to the Liu manor was because she had a fiance from there.
That's right, you guessed it. The Liu manor was home to our nations general! Sound familiar.
Well things are going to start sounding a lot more familiar from here on out.
The eldest daughter of General Liu was my fiancé. She was born to his favorite concubine, who you guessed it, had already died. Oh, and another thing is that my fiancé was a useless person. A cripple. I am certain things sound very familiar to you all at this time…