It didn't look like it but it felt like a hundred years were taken from Di Tianzhu's life.
"Now that we've escaped from those hoodlums mind telling me how your brother managed to kick you out in just one day?"
"Well it started as a very auspicious day, because you know me, everyday is a lucky day to people in my presence." Did I just hear him scoff?
What was so bad with what I said? Wise ones once said, "The truth hurts." Maybe this truth is hurting him so badly? I feel so sad for maid Di now.
"It all started when I decided to go out of my house for a walk. When I went out, unusual circumstances started piling up! I walked past a dog park and four dogs started running after me! I mean, I know I'm delicious but that doesn't mean they should eat me."
"Don't you feel like you're taking off more than you can chew? The dogs probably thought you were good to eat and not even in the way you were trying to imply." Seriously, why is my secretary so harsh on me? I'll ignore his lies.
"After a few minutes I finally managed to outrun them! See? I'm so lucky!"
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I can only show an incredulous face while looking at this guy. How is this guy so sure of his luckiness? Can a guy get any more naive? The dogs chasing him a while ago were probably luck eating hounds. This just goes to show how unlucky he is.
Luck eating hounds loved going after people full of luck, but what other people didn't know is that they get their life force from the unlucky ones! They eat unlucky people and use their souls as containers for the luck they managed to siphon off of people.
They would have treated his soul as the bread for the sandwich they would be eating! At least this guy managed to run away before he got kilked.
"Hey, hey." He wouldn't stop poking me! Is this guy even for real... Does he really want both of us to disappear from this world?
"Pay attention to me, maid Di! Come on! Are you even listening to me?"
"Unfortunately, I have no other choice on this. We still need to travel for a while before we get to my place."
"You don't seem so happy! Anyone would feel blessed to be within my presence, let alone hear my voice! So after the dogs chased me, I tripped! And it's not even a place where you would expect anyone to fall! I tripped on a pile of leaves! I don't know how, but those leaves must've been evil."
"Tripping on a pile of leaves... I guess you could get a Guinness world record for being clumsier than a newborn."
He looked at me with wide eyes, "Newborns can't walk."
"Exactly. You're clumsier than a being that can't even walk yet."
"Pfft, you're just jealous of me. After tripping on the leaves, I finally managed to go home. Also, hear this, nothing bad happened for the rest of the day!"
"Except that your brother kicked you out of the company board, your home, and your position as Xue Yanmei's fiancee?"
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My assistant is really harsh... I've never met a guy as pessimistic as him!
"Stop being so harsh to me! Someday we will destroy them and then they will be begging at our feet!"
"I thought you were a magnanimous individual?"
Of course! He's still my stepbrother—he's still entitled to a few things—even if he doesn't deserve any of it. Naturally all of this would be taken into consideration. I'm a nice guy he doesn't have a lot to fear!
"And who said I wasn't? We are still going to leave him a few things! We just need to take the company back and 99.7% of his inheritance! Who said I wasn't nice? All of them will tremble before me and see how wonderful my personality is!"
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In another place Ai Jianyu's brother, Chao Chen, choked on the water he was drinking. Could this be a bad premonition?
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"Hey, hey, we're getting off track. You still haven't told me how you got kicked out. Stop dawdling and tell it already!"
"Okay, okay! A while ago I told you that I managed to go home without any complications right? Maybe because of getting chased and trippping I felt so tired and lethargic I managed to fall asleep! When I woke up I saw the clock chime at 4:44 and my brother standing in front of me! He was also smiling at me! It felt like I was looking at a manifestation of a demon!"
"Why do you seem so surprised and peeved he was smiling?"
"For one, he doesn't have a key to my house! So how did he manage to get in? Number two, I was always a light sleeper, for him to appear without me noticing his entrance was a shocker! Lastly, the only time he ever smiles at me is when he's planning to do something to make me suffer miserably!"
There was silence for a while because it seemed like even Di Tianzhu didn't have anything to reply to all of Ai Jianyu's reasons.
"I was only asking for a simple explanation. Who would've thought you would prepare such a lengthy speech? I never would've imagined that brain of yours would be able to formulate so many words!"
"My maid is such a despicable person..." Ai Jianyu said this statement full of fake tears and sobs, he was so good with it he could even get an award for it.
"I never thought a fly like you would have enough brain cells but god truly does make miracles! Where do you carry all the extra cells of yours?"
"How about you huh? Maybe you're so handsome your words and your attitude became so full of shit! If you weren't driving right now I would've already thrown a brick at you!"
"Pfft, stop being so sad! Just continue on your lucky story!"
"I'm impressed with you maid Di! Even a caterpillar like you eventually learns to fly! I know I'm so lucky! You didn't really need to say it, but I'm glad other people realize how lucky I am too!"
"..."
"Well continuing on the story, my brother told me the board all agreed to have me removed! He also told me that I had to leave the house immediately because it wasn't mine anymore!"
"You didn't even try to fight him for it?"
"Of course I did, but even before I could do it I sneezed on his face! The look of disgust on his face was so comical! Unfortunately, he got even more annoyed because of it and called all the house guards to pick me up and throw me outside!"
"Your own sneeze betrayed you..."
"After that my fiancee suddenly entered! I thought all was saved! I was so glad I managed to withstand her for so long, just for this very moment. However, when I called out for Yanmei, she actually stood beside that demon! When that happened nothing could be more clear. Those two ugly creatures were actually working against me! And then I ended up wandering the alley because this is where the guards dropped me off! That's where I met you!"
"How tragic..."
"I know right?"
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Now that I've finally discovered the whole story behind Ai Jianyu's circumstances now was perfect time to start planning!
But before that we need to—
'Crash!'