"To all our friends and spectators: welcome to the UEFA Champions League quarter-finals of the 10-11 season. We are now broadcasting the high-profile game live for you at the City Ground stadium, with Nottingham Forest taking on Barcelona at home!
"Well, we say it's the City Ground stadium, but I imagine a lot of people must think we're talking nonsense," the guest commentator next to him interjected.
The first commentator laughed. "I couldn't believe it at first—Nottingham Forest's pitch is so poor... Half a week ago, Nottingham Forest said that it was carrying out maintenance works and turf replacement. Who would have thought that the turf would turn out so bad a few days later? Are we watching a friendly match between Nottingham Forest and an amateur team?"
The guest cleared his throat and said, "Putting it that way, you'd better watch out for protests from Barcelona. You actually likened them to 'an amateur team.'"