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A meteor streaked across the night sky from the depths of space, hurtling toward Earth. No explosion. No destruction. The next day, humanity awakened to supernatural abilities!

Some could control fire, some could command storms, and some even woke up to find they could fly… Of course, some also awakened to more "unique" powers—like flipping tables with a single slap (yes, that’s you, Fatty).

"Hmm… So your ability is… being as hard as iron?"
"Yeah, I can’t die, but I also can’t hit back!"
"Congratulations, you’ve successfully awakened into a living jade statue!"

— Good news: I have an insanely powerful defense. Blades can’t cut me, bullets can’t pierce me, even lightning strikes do nothing—basically, I’m a walking shield.
— Bad news: My attack power is literally zero. I’m basically an indestructible punching bag.

And my best friend, Lin Yi? His ability is even more ridiculous.

"Wait, you’re telling me you can travel briefly into the future?"
"Yes! I just went forty years ahead… and the entire world was destroyed!"
"…What?"
"Oh, and by the way, you became the world’s strongest superhuman… AND YOU GOT NUKED TO DEATH!!!"
"WHAT?!"

From that moment on, my life completely spiraled out of control—

I just wanted to be a normal guy, but…

"Great God! Please guide us to the future!"
"Hold up! I’m just a ridiculously hard-to-kill nobody!"
"Western Corporate Federation: This man must be captured! He is the ultimate war weapon!"
"Wait, you guys got the wrong person!!!"
"Extraterrestrial Civilization: This being might be a divine entity! We must welcome him!"
"A GOD?! No, no, no! Just let me go home!!!"

I just wanted to live a quiet life… WHY IS EVERYONE KNEELING AND CALLING ME A GOD?!!!

Table of I'm Just a Nobody, Why Are You Calling Me a God?!

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Volume 1