LazySpaceTurtle

All I wanted was to get a lot of money, retire before my 30th birthday, and spend the rest of my life in a simple cottage on a small island in the Nile, reading all the books, and watch all the movies I had missed.
As you see, just a simple dream?
Well, lt turns out not that simple. I mean, if you have the opportunity to move between Earth and another planet... another world, where you can learn magic,  meet the glamour Elves, fight the dragons, and save princesses far more Beautiful than Disney princesses, but refusing their  Marriage offers because.. Ahem, you see, I am too old for this shit.  
Okay, I admit it, I was lying.
Well, let me stop talking nonsense now, and come approach me, so you can listen to my stories and adventures in the world of Narnia.  No, I mean the world of the middle earth.
Damn it, Hold on for just a second, I'll put those books aside so that I don't tell you the wrong story
And now...
Get closer, and listen to my stories and adventures in Saria world

Table of Two Worlds, One Hero

Table of contents

Volume 1 :New World