Saturn_not_Jupiter

" Doctor my tummy hurt" 
" ok let me take a look, shit you got and Alien, Nurse get the Laser ready " 
"Doctor , I think I was touch by god and i going to have a kid" 
" ok let me take a look at that, mmm' well I got a bad and good news for you, the good news you are pregnant the bad news it was not by god, but by a rapist angel but don't worry I have already contacted the Men with Black 'suits' they should located him and make him pay you" 

" Doctor, doctor I have been curse, look at my face it is all deform" 
" nope you are just ugly, but I can fix it "


(I repeat this is fictional, I am not a doctor so ******do not follow any of this medical advice***** , my alien treatment won't work on you sorry,)

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